Offering translations.

[Seabutcher]

If someone says something in "chatspeak" (by that, I am encompassing all forms of "English" typing that cause harm to the readers' eyes) that you can't read, feel free to post it here, and I'll try my best to translate it to proper, readable English. smile  

[Archdemonessa]

Quote:

I ]-[/-3T U B3cUz u R 5]/[/-RT 0rZ!!!11!1 0]/[g ||00B

Gi3/ ]/[3 D/-G0|_d 0R0RZ I|_ ]-[/-k U!1!11! 0]/[G wTF |_0|_ ||00B

U R B/-||3D Fr0]/[ G/-/-3!!1!! WtF |_0|_ 2 K333P UR /-C0U||T W/- ||333D UR P/-5W0Rd /-DR35 /-||d /-3G !1!!11!1 0]/[G

I ]-[/-3T0Rz u!!1!!1! U ]-[/-3/0RZ /- fi/-||C/- /-||d I D0||T!!!11!11 0]/[G WTF |_0|_ U 5UK ]/[/-]-[/-5 !1!!! |_0|_

0RZ U 5UK ]/[/-]-[/-5 BITC]-[!!!11 0]/[g wTF ||0W0RZ B||D 0/3r 50 I C/-|| R/-3p0RZ U!1!!!
0RZ
I W/-||t 2 r/-3p U 50 B/-D|_Y!!1!!1 0]/[G WTf |_0|_ *]/[0/-||5*

This was all from the same person... gah!  

[Seabutcher]

I'll give it a go.... wish me luck.  

[Seabutcher]

I ]-[/-3T U B3cUz u R 5]/[/-RT 0rZ!!!11!1 0]/[g ||00B

Translation: I hate you because you are smartorz!!!! Oh my God noob.

(Note: "orz" is a "leet" suffix used for emphasis, I don't know of any English equivelant.)

Gi3/ ]/[3 D/-G0|_d 0R0RZ I|_ ]-[/-k U!1!11! 0]/[G wTF |_0|_ ||00B

Translation: Give me the goldorz or I'll hack you!!!! Oh my God what the f*** *laugh* noob.

(Note: That one was kinda hard, I'm not sure if it's right or not but it took a while.)

U R B/-||3D Fr0]/[ G/-/-3!!1!! WtF |_0|_ 2 K333P UR /-C0U||T W/- ||333D UR P/-5W0Rd /-DR35 /-||d /-3G !1!!11!1 0]/[G

Translation: You are banned from Gaia!!! What the f*** *laugh* to keep your account we need your password, address and age!!!! Oh my God.

(That one was kinda easy now I've got some idea what he's trying to say. It's also laughably stupid razz )

I ]-[/-3T0Rz u!!1!!1! U ]-[/-3/0RZ /- fi/-||C/- /-||d I D0||T!!!11!11 0]/[G WTF |_0|_ U 5UK ]/[/-]-[/-5 !1!!! |_0|_

Translation: I hateorz you!!! You hasorz a file called "I don't"!!!!! Oh my God what the f*** *laugh* You suck nahas!!!! *laugh*

(Ok, that one was really hard, I'm not sure if I got it right or not. What the hell does "nahas" mean?)

0RZ U 5UK ]/[/-]-[/-5 BITC]-[!!!11 0]/[g wTF ||0W0RZ B||D 0/3r 50 I C/-|| R/-3p0RZ U!1!!!

Translation: Orz you suck nahas b***h!!!!! Oh my God what the f*** noworz bnd or so I can rapeorz you!!!!!

(Oh.. kayyyyy....... This doesn't seem to make a lot of sense, I'm not sure what the "||" means, I think it's either "a" or "n", but you should be able to roughly get the meaning anyway...)

0RZ
I W/-||t 2 r/-3p U 50 B/-D|_Y!!1!!1 0]/[G WTf |_0|_ *]/[0/-||5*

Translation: Orz I want to rape you so badly!!! Oh my God what the f*** *laugh* *noans*


Ok, that's it. I'm not entirely sure on the last two, but basically the general message is that he says he hates you, then he demands gold and threatens to hack you, then he's trying (badly) to pretend to be an admin or something, saying you're banned and he needs your password, address and age, then he says he hates you again and says you have a file by a name I'm not sure I can translate (probably some virus thing) then he's talking about raping you.

Wow, he really seems like a nice guy. 0_o  

[rae-chan-sensei]

Seabutcher

I ]-[/-3T0Rz u!!1!!1! U ]-[/-3/0RZ /- fi/-||C/- /-||d I D0||T!!!11!11 0]/[G WTF |_0|_ U 5UK ]/[/-]-[/-5 !1!!! |_0|_

Translation: I hateorz you!!! You hasorz a file called "I don't"!!!!! Oh my God what the f*** *laugh* You suck nahas!!!! *laugh*

(Ok, that one was really hard, I'm not sure if I got it right or not. What the hell does "nahas" mean?)

This should actually be: I hate(orz) you! You have(orz) a * and I don't! OMG WTF LOL You suck haha! LOL

*I have no clue what this is supposed to be. The best I can get is "fianca," and even with changing the spelling and stuff I can't figure it out.

Seabutcher

0RZ U 5UK ]/[/-]-[/-5 BITC]-[!!!11 0]/[g wTF ||0W0RZ B||D 0/3r 50 I C/-|| R/-3p0RZ U!1!!!

Translation: Orz you suck nahas b***h!!!!! Oh my God what the f*** noworz bnd or so I can rapeorz you!!!!!

(Oh.. kayyyyy....... This doesn't seem to make a lot of sense, I'm not sure what the "||" means, I think it's either "a" or "n", but you should be able to roughly get the meaning anyway...)

0RZ
I W/-||t 2 r/-3p U 50 B/-D|_Y!!1!!1 0]/[G WTf |_0|_ *]/[0/-||5*

Translation: Orz I want to rape you so badly!!! Oh my God what the f*** *laugh* *noans*

Okay... these should be: (Orz) You suck haha b***h! OMG WTF Now(orz) bend over so I can rape(orz) you! I want to rape you so badly! OMG WTF LOL *moans*

Yup. That should be it. Except for that one word... can you think of an item or something that you have that might be spelled "fianca" (or whatever) by an idiot? Because that's the only thing I can think of.

And to Seabutcher: || is normally "n." There should be a slash in between the two lines, but on Gaia the slash is used for coding or something so doesn't show up. ...I think. (I was told this by a friend.)  

[Seabutcher]

Ah, thanks. Didn't know that.

Soooo.....
Anything else I can try to translate?  

[Archdemonessa]

Fianca? Hmmm... oh god... it's fiance. Which I HAD, but I don't because he died... Good Lord, this almost makes me want to leave Gaia... ALMOST.  

[ManillaFolder]

Wow, I can hardly stand that.

~ManillaFolder~  

[rae-chan-sensei]

Luna Ishukan

Fianca? Hmmm... oh god... it's fiance. Which I HAD, but I don't because he died... Good Lord, this almost makes me want to leave Gaia... ALMOST.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh... You know, I should have gotten that. *smacks self* Sorry.  

[Archdemonessa]

It's alright. You know, once I get enough gold, I'm submitting myself, but right now, I'm asking Lanzer to do an event to honor the troops. Not going so well...  

[Hirashio]

Quote:

|-|3||0. X/1|| |_| 61/3 |/|3|-| 60|[ wink ? 1 |0/3 $0|/|3 60|[ wink ! 1 ||33[ wink |_||2 60|[ wink ! 61|/||/|13!

Quote:

X/|-|`/ X/0||'+ |_| 61|/||/|3 |_||2 60|[ wink ? |_| $|_|><0|2$, |_| $|-|0|_||[ wink 61|/||/|3 @|| |_||2 60|[ wink .. |/|`/ [ wink 06 [ wink 13[ wink @||[ wink 1 ||33[ wink 60|[ wink ... |_||2 60|[ wink ...

Random posts that I got.  

[Fell In Love With A Girl]

Wow, great job with that translation. When I looked at it I was thinking "Huh?". This may sound dumb to the rest of you but what does "ftw!" stand for?  

[Hirashio]

It amuses me that you have a picture of Manson and don't know what ftw means. Which is all right since many people don't, but I just found amusement in that. "Ftw" to me means, "******** the World". Not, sure if it has other meanings.  

[Sakura.no.Yuki]

Oh my god, help me. -Gag-

Guest_troublestatics

ohhhkkkkaaayyy.... don temme ur age... =( .... wink um.... btw wad r eWives? hmmmm so men r jerks.... lol.... i totally agree witya.... nah nt experienced much.... but a few lil crushes here n there.... gives me a big hint they're totally useless morons to be buried in da pecific ocean n turned into petroleum which ll burn down to ashes again n cook cake on it.... wink  

[Sakura.no.Yuki]

Hirashio

It amuses me that you have a picture of Manson and don't know what ftw means. Which is all right since many people don't, but I just found amusement in that. "Ftw" to me means, "******** the World". Not, sure if it has other meanings.

FTW is WTF backwards.. Simple xD Or whatever you would like it to mean.