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Zesty Taco

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:42 pm
Quote:
ur av iz nice i like it lot adn ur profle iz kool too O WOW OMGGOMO i <3 nARUTO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 it god hso ya i luv soske mos the kool lkei that lol naturo iz a retard he need to gro ^ alott && sakra iz a bitc* i cant stadn hur she iz so meen & need to dye lol kakshi isa PURVURYT!!!!!!!!!! rawk lee is a freeek adn negi is HOTT & SMEXXXY id do ihm wink
lol n e wayz wannt alk?????????////



I AM SO SERIOUS.
A chick mailed that to me.
And... and...
::Hyperventalates and screams::
OH MY GOD!!!!
gonk

Someone save us!!!
The Devil walks on Earth!!!
crying crying crying
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:02 am
Abarone
Quote:
ur av iz nice i like it lot adn ur profle iz kool too O WOW OMGGOMO i <3 nARUTO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 it god hso ya i luv soske mos the kool lkei that lol naturo iz a retard he need to gro ^ alott && sakra iz a bitc* i cant stadn hur she iz so meen & need to dye lol kakshi isa PURVURYT!!!!!!!!!! rawk lee is a freeek adn negi is HOTT & SMEXXXY id do ihm wink
lol n e wayz wannt alk?????????////



I AM SO SERIOUS.
A chick mailed that to me.
And... and...
::Hyperventalates and screams::
OH MY GOD!!!!
gonk

Someone save us!!!
The Devil walks on Earth!!!
crying crying crying

Oh my god!
Don't worry, you'll be OK! delete it right away, and if she mails you again, do it again! If this method doesn't work, blindly type to stop mailing you and and send it. If she mails again, and you're desperate, you can put her on you're ignore list.
I'm going to go put clean my eyes.  

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:40 am
*Blink blink*

What does that say?

*Blink*  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:21 am
Quote:
ur av iz nice i like it lot adn ur profle iz kool too O WOW OMGGOMO i <3 nARUTO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 it god hso ya i luv soske mos the kool lkei that lol naturo iz a retard he need to gro ^ alott && sakra iz a bitc* i cant stadn hur she iz so meen & need to dye lol kakshi isa PURVURYT!!!!!!!!!! rawk lee is a freeek adn negi is HOTT & SMEXXXY id do ihm wink
lol n e wayz wannt alk?????????////


Translation: " You avatar is nice. I like it a lot. And, your profile is cool, too. Oh! Wow! Oh my God! Oh my God! I love Naruto! It's good. So, yeah, I love Sasuke. He's the most cool, like that. *laughs* Narotu is a retard he needs to grow up a lot and, Sakura is a a b***h. I can't stand her. She is so mean and needs to die. *laughs* Kakashi is a pervert! Rock Lee is a freak and Negi is hot and sexy. I'd do him wink *laughs* Anyway, do you want to talk?"

Now, stop being so melodramatic... I've seen much worse. Besides, Lucifer happens to be very well spoken. He would never type this up.  

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Robthebob

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:46 pm
I have to admit, it was quite... frightening...  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:43 pm
Agreed. -twitch twitch- The lack of grammar makes me want to head for that hills. Actually, I shall be doing that shortly. However, the content just downright made me laugh, the typical Naruto-fangirl psyche strikes again.

Yes, Alabang, Lucifer is depicted as a refined individual. Maybe it was one of his little minions...  

xAvenirYuinax


GummiBear13

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:59 pm
WHAT? gonk Wow that's just creepy.  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:00 pm
Uhhh....? huh?  

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AkaiHikaru

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:08 pm
Spooky... eek  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:30 pm
This is the reason why I don't have too many rabid anime fangirls for friends....  

Sara Hysaro

Precious Seeker


Sighren

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:54 pm
o o I like Anime, but not.. "Oh mah Gawd, I wnt to sleep with Naruto and Sasuke an hav teir baybeez!"

. . . I could care less about Naruto, actually.  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:40 pm
Say, what IS Naruto anyway? I know it's an anime/manga thing, but why is everyone so ga-ga over it?  

MyOwnBestCritic

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Lady Fenrys

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:58 am
Alabang
Quote:
ur av iz nice i like it lot adn ur profle iz kool too O WOW OMGGOMO i <3 nARUTO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 it god hso ya i luv soske mos the kool lkei that lol naturo iz a retard he need to gro ^ alott && sakra iz a bitc* i cant stadn hur she iz so meen & need to dye lol kakshi isa PURVURYT!!!!!!!!!! rawk lee is a freeek adn negi is HOTT & SMEXXXY id do ihm wink
lol n e wayz wannt alk?????????////


Translation: " You avatar is nice. I like it a lot. And, your profile is cool, too. Oh! Wow! Oh my God! Oh my God! I love Naruto! It's good. So, yeah, I love Sasuke. He's the most cool, like that. *laughs* Narotu is a retard he needs to grow up a lot and, Sakura is a a b***h. I can't stand her. She is so mean and needs to die. *laughs* Kakashi is a pervert! Rock Lee is a freak and Negi is hot and sexy. I'd do him wink *laughs* Anyway, do you want to talk?"

Now, stop being so melodramatic... I've seen much worse. Besides, Lucifer happens to be very well spoken. He would never type this up.


He would. Just to anger people.

Many thanks for the translation. I thought it said something different... all I got at first was that she was talking about Naruto...
 
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:35 pm
MyOwnBestCritic
Say, what IS Naruto anyway? I know it's an anime/manga thing, but why is everyone so ga-ga over it?


From the fangirl perspective: ninjas, and many of them happen to be pretty.

There's other great elements to the series, but for fangirls, bishies (Bishounen: pretty boys) are all that really matter.  

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:31 pm
xAvenirYuinax
MyOwnBestCritic
Say, what IS Naruto anyway? I know it's an anime/manga thing, but why is everyone so ga-ga over it?


From the fangirl perspective: ninjas, and many of them happen to be pretty.

There's other great elements to the series, but for fangirls, bishies (Bishounen: pretty boys) are all that really matter.


And don't forget the fact that it's on Cartoon Network, which means they don't have to go out and spend money or search the internet just to see it... 3nodding

(Even though the fanbase is largely young teen girls, I still like the show. sweatdrop )  
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