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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:16 pm
From: The Hack Monster

Quote:
wow u guyz r grammr natsees u r all men & i thnk u shukd allll goto hell some ppl r retdrd u kno adn all bcuz u r so PERFECTUOUS on ur wrds dosnt meen dat tha wkrd givs @ dam. u all lkie need 2 chiil or illl tell a admn on u u stpd bi*chz feck u <3 katie ps 4 uf info i type gud ok??????????????????????????????????????????????? ok glad we had dis tlk bi bi now o no wayt i wann say U ALLL CAN GO SUX BALZ U FAGATS GO & SUX A DYK


I'm pretty sure this guy's just trolling. So amusing.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:34 pm
Oh you poor, poor dear. Do you need a hug? -Patting you on the back, while holding literacy whip +300,000,000,000,000,000- I'll kill him for you if you wish...  

Archdemonessa


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:37 pm
It must be horrible to be subjected to such atrocities every day! How do you survive? If it was me, every time I finished trying to read those applications I would grab a novel and sit back and read it for a while. Just to make sure that any IQ points that went down go back up...  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:52 pm
Wow. Uh...wow. I lost a few braincells there, methinks.
 

Kiwee


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:52 pm
I need a nice thick, leather-bound novel...

-grabs a misercorde-

(Misercorde: a special type of dagger, someone must have loved irony because the word means mercy in French. -giggle-)  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:53 pm
Is he saying we are all men or all mean? Either way it isn't true (obviously), but I was just wondering. This is why we all need to type out our words and double check the message. Otherwise, we end up with too much confusion...  

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:05 pm
Sara Hysaro
Is he saying we are all men or all mean? Either way it isn't true (obviously), but I was just wondering. This is why we all need to type out our words and double check the message. Otherwise, we end up with too much confusion...

That is really true.  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:08 pm
Lacus_And_Kira
Sara Hysaro
Is he saying we are all men or all mean? Either way it isn't true (obviously), but I was just wondering. This is why we all need to type out our words and double check the message. Otherwise, we end up with too much confusion...

That is really true.
I think, honestly, he was saying we were all men.  

Angel80272


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:14 pm
That guy should really find a shrink for his narrowminded attitude and clearly bad writing skills.  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:26 pm
I see where he's coming from, though. Some of us seem really snotty when we correct people. We don't HAVE to be perfect ALL THE TIME. We are human, we make errors.  

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:43 pm
I have just one thing to say:

Perfectuous? confused  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:16 pm
I don't think I could take receiving applications like that... I have a short temper.

That took me such a long time to read...  

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:04 am
Hm. "<3 katie"

..That was a girl?  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:25 am
She claims that she types "gud". *places a hand over her mouth and attempts to keep herself from laughing, but only fails miserably* She uses misspellings, incorrect grammar, and words that I'm not even sure exist! *continues to laugh* On top of that, she says she'll report us! If anything, she just gave us something to blackmail her with!  

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ljosberinn

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:47 am
Lekonua
I have just one thing to say:

Perfectuous? confused


She was probably trying to sound fancy. She should've used a dictionary.

By the way, has it ever occurred to you that txt-talkers are obviously much more clever than we are? They are both able to read such ridiculous texts and understand them without confusion, whereas we are all struggling to understand which word they meant.
 
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