It's so sad...
A Person
EYE THENK ET WUD BEI KUL EF U JUS GEV MEH EN EYETIM.. THX. EDET: EN CUZ EYE WUZ UR FERST PEOST WEN U WER OPUN.
The Translation
I think it would be cool if you *would/could* just give me an item.(.) Thanks.
Edit: And because I was your first post*er* when you were open.
The stars indicate the word(s)/letter(s) inside them are supposed to be in the text.
The parentheses indicate there is an extra marking.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go do number one of my poll answers.