Gaia too?

[Aerico]

Pyramid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh. You'll never get a Ra deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt me!" Once you Ramses new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis! These items are just too Luxorious to be real! Take good Cairo these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques!

Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods.

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I demand these sentences be taken outside and shot.

Repeatedly.  

[Cherished Strawberries]

If you insist. *I take all of the sentences outside and shoot them repeatedly.*  

[Aerico]

Good lord...I've honestly never seen sentences this butchered before. I weep. crying  

[Act of Random Kindness]

Your too soft, someone call Bush and tell him these sentences are Russian communists and should be dealt with accordingly.  

[Zee Zee Top]

*cries for the insults rendered towards the beautiful Egyptian culture*
This isn't right.
It just... isn't right.  

[SilverBellsAbove]

Oh, several someones up there are going to be pretty angry. Thoth especially; after all, language and writing are his domains.

Even if you're a Christian and don't believe in older gods, I'm pretty sure SOMEONE in the hereafter that you believe in is crying in pain.

All the gods from every religion in the world must get together for some kind of poker night. This is probably one of the horrors Thoth and Athena make smalltalk about. sweatdrop  

[[Spellcheck]]

Is it really that big of a deal?

 

[The Shoe Pile]

Whoa, what is that?  

[Munia]

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Oh man, that was painful.

It was even more painful to read it. crying crying  

[ljosberinn]

I think I read it three times over before I realized those words are supposed to represent other words. I thought it was just plain gibberish at first.
Does that mean I'm just stupid or is it just not working? neutral

 

[MadnessFreak]

This is horrible. The Egyptians were a very advanced and cultured race, with a fully developed language and a structured society. I wouldn't take the piss out of that.  

[Archdemonessa]

SinnySpid

*shakes head* I swear, if anyone ever said these sentences out loud...

I had to read then aloud to understand them...  

[Londo Mollari]

Sephiroths_Blood12

Pyramid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis too poor to afford these great new items... our prices are quite pharaoh. You'll never get a Ra deal at the Faktori! You'll never walk out saying "hey... Egypt me!" Once you Ramses new items into your home, you won't believe your Isis! These items are just too Luxorious to be real! Take good Cairo these artifacts, because they're priceless antiques!

Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods.

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I demand these sentences be taken outside and shot.

Repeatedly.

Oh, I don't know, I think they are actually rather clever. It took me two readings to get all the puns sorted out.  

[Radio Chaos]

What the heck does that even mean?