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Lady Pica

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:02 am


This is what I'm reduced to every day. If you ever have the option, never go to school in a small midwestern town. Despite the fact that I don't fit in because I'm not Christian, I don't fit in because I can speak without putting my foot in my mouth. Snippets of conversation I hear around here:

"Hey, you're Korean, right? Do you speak Mandarin?"

"I need to use the internets. That's where I seen that movie."

We won't go into the racism I hear. stressed

This is COLLEGE! Does anybody else have this problem, or do I just need to move far, far, far away?
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:39 am


Don't move to South Texas,. The incorrect grammar and misuse of slang would drive you insane. Also, people tend to confuse where you're from if you're not Hispanic. It's not really on purpose; most people just can't tell Japanese from Chinese.

Don't get me wrong, though; not everyone's like that. I, for one, have a lot of friends who are of other races, and it's quiet fun to hang out with them, but most of the adults will screw up where you're from. But as for racism, its practically non-existent down here as far as I know because we're all a minority race. xp

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Lady Dionish

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:31 am


I live in Iowa, and I try to ignore most of these grammar problems, but one thing that bothers me that many people say around here is "warsh" instead of "wash". I'm not sure if that falls into the grammar category or not, but it bugs me all the same.

Oh, and they say that in Nebraska too.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:48 am


The sad thing is, I'm about as Anglo-Saxon as a Viking. My friend is the Korean. Poor thing, I just start swearing with her.

We get a lot of inserted r's around here too. Things like "piller" instead of "pillow." Ah well. Maybe I just need to get out of Indiana.

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Once Was

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:42 pm


We get "warsh" down here in Louisiana too. It drives me up the wall and so Idear....My dad says that one and it just drives me nuts! But we get a lot of things that are shorten and stuff. We call everything coka, fixin too, and we say yall a lot...But I say that one all the time, yall. If I take to people outside my state that are from the north they freak out and then call me a hick because I say yall a lot.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:23 pm


Hooray for the Mid-western accent! I've lived in Grand Rapids, MI my entire life, so I know what you mean. For the most part, I associate myself with the "nerds" at my school. But my brother is unfortunate enough to live in a redneck city, so I can completely understand what you're talking about.

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Kukushka

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:21 pm


Here in Ontario, even the English professors use "I seen..." It bothers me to no end gonk
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:25 pm


I hate it when some one doesn't finish a word such as thousand is "thou". My own father does it. We don't get additional 'r's down here in florida, but we have people saying things like, "I didn't do nothing". It kills me!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:16 pm


asgard_seven
Hooray for the Mid-western accent! I've lived in Grand Rapids, MI my entire life, so I know what you mean. For the most part, I associate myself with the "nerds" at my school. But my brother is unfortunate enough to live in a redneck city, so I can completely understand what you're talking about.


As a long-time resident of Oakland County, Michigan, I also hooray for the mid-western flat. blaugh
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:36 pm


The only thing I've heard in my area of the Midwest (and I've heard this a lot...) is "more better," and similar phrases. I'm sure most people know the correct phrase and just slip on accident, but I pick it out every time and it kind of bothers me, but I can deal with it. xd

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Ksenia Sergeevina

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:47 pm


I go to a high school in the midwest, I totally feel your pain.

(But I have the habit of saying incoherent things during school too.)
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:58 am


I live in upstate New York where, thankfully, pronunciation isn't mutilated too horrible. However, most of my extended family on my mom's side lives down by New York City where you 'drawr' a picture and you get clothes out of your 'draw' and you drink a cup of 'cawfee'. *shudder*

To top it all off, my dad's entire side of the family either lives in or comes from Ireland. Have you ever heard anyone trying to speak English in a thick downtown Dublin accent? When I'm on the phone with my grandfather I swear I can never understand a word he's saying -__-;; I can only say 'uh huh' at appropriate intervals.

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:06 pm


Oh, I don't know.

Down here in New Mexico, there aren't many things like that. Except for maybe the word beastly. That's used so much.

But when I lived in Ohio, you would, "Drawl pictures with crowns."

And I was like, "How can you possibly substitute the word crown for crayon?!"

And I would alway correct them...

But tyhen, I have the problem of, literally, being too lazy to pronounce consonants. (I.E., I'll say, "Yeah, I oh wha you mean..." (Yeah, I know what you mean.)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:14 am


Oh dear, Midwest dialect. I love it so. I keep meaning to write a dictionary on our ridiculous language, because truly, it isn't English what we speak 'round here. I've noticed that a lot of times, consonants aren't pronounced when they follow 'n'.

Quote:
I don' know 'bout you, but Josh an' me're goin' t' the movies Wenzdie night.


I kid you not, we sound like that, don't we?

Quote:
I don't know about you, but Josh and I are going to the movie theater Wednesday night.


Yeah. And I've had arguments with my mother--who lived in Pittsburgh during her high school years--whether to call a carbonated beverage such as Pepsi a "soda" or a "pop." I don' know 'bout you, Mom, but we say 'soda' 'roun' here!"

I don't think most of us are racist, we just have issues with ethnicity. All Hispanics are Mexican and all Asians are Chinese according to Midwest people. And don't argue it with most Midwesterners, because they really don't care. My mother is one of them.

The older folks 'round here say "warsh" and a lot of my friends say "crown" for some weird reason. And "drawl" for "draw." "Crick" for "creek." "Y'all" gets spelled wrong. That takes effort, right there.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:18 pm


Once Was
We get "warsh" down here in Louisiana too. It drives me up the wall and so Idear....My dad says that one and it just drives me nuts! But we get a lot of things that are shorten and stuff. We call everything coka, fixin too, and we say yall a lot...But I say that one all the time, yall. If I take to people outside my state that are from the north they freak out and then call me a hick because I say yall a lot.


I think it's a southern thing.
People in Texas, like myself, say y'all alot.
It's so.. weird saying you all though.
No idea why. sweatdrop
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