Interveiw with a Vampire

[.[Hellebore].]

I've got to say, it's the crappiest vampire movie I have ever seen
I would rather watch Underworld then that crap again

And it makes me wonder
When a guy becomes a vampire, how is it that he becomes gay?
The men in the movie talked alittle to closely and how Tom Cruise really liked Brad Pitt and that one guy with the makeup

Your inputs?  

[Pixelated Awesome]

Input:


They should NOT have made the movie. Do NOT butcher the novel, Hollywood! crying  

[Maggoty Anne]

they seemed kinda gay in the books, if i remember correctly. lestat kisses lois and embraces him on several occasions. but louis also did that claudia, and we're not calling him a ***** are we? its just complicated.  

[Rellik San]

Best on screen versions of vampires I've ever seen?

Blade

No word of a lie, think about it, they are shadowy, powerful, but have none of this romantic crap going on, hell half of them are completely fugly. They manipulate from the background, rather then stand prominent, and they manage to keep everything quiet enough so as not arise suspicion.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

~Alucard_The_Hellhound~

Input:


They should NOT have made the movie. Do NOT butcher the novel, Hollywood! crying

Hey, it was holy scripture and true to the book compared to Queen of the Damned *spits* I doubt they ever picked up the book for that one, just got a rough transcrpit then threw darts to choose what was put in stare

As for Interview: Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise. As Louis and Lestat.

What where they thinking?! gonk

except "lets put in pretty boys that can't act, no-one will be able to tell the difference" stare  

[Rellik San]

Isobel Bellamy

~Alucard_The_Hellhound~

Input:


They should NOT have made the movie. Do NOT butcher the novel, Hollywood! crying

Hey, it was holy scripture and true to the book compared to Queen of the Damned *spits* I doubt they ever picked up the book for that one, just got a rough transcrpit then threw darts to choose what was put in stare

As for Interview: Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise. As Louis and Lestat.

What where they thinking?! gonk

except "lets put in pretty boys that can't act, no-one will be able to tell the difference" stare

Oh please... anyone can act an Anne Rice vampire.

"Oh woe betide me, I am doomed to forever suck upon the blood of the innocent to sustain my unlife, oh look at me and my pretty boy guilt tripping, do you not want to fall in love the least interesting part of Bram Stokers Dracula? of course you do, so thats why you love me... oh woe is me."

Its not exactly difficult now.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik San

Isobel Bellamy

~Alucard_The_Hellhound~

Input:


They should NOT have made the movie. Do NOT butcher the novel, Hollywood! crying

Hey, it was holy scripture and true to the book compared to Queen of the Damned *spits* I doubt they ever picked up the book for that one, just got a rough transcrpit then threw darts to choose what was put in stare

As for Interview: Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise. As Louis and Lestat.

What where they thinking?! gonk

except "lets put in pretty boys that can't act, no-one will be able to tell the difference" stare

Oh please... anyone can act an Anne Rice vampire.

"Oh woe betide me, I am doomed to forever suck upon the blood of the innocent to sustain my unlife, oh look at me and my pretty boy guilt tripping, do you not want to fall in love the least interesting part of Bram Stokers Dracula? of course you do, so thats why you love me... oh woe is me."

Its not exactly difficult now.

*laughs* and have it be remotely watchable?

That being said, yeah, based on Anne Rice, not really going for something that's watchable in the first place *read up to tale of the body thief, promptly gave up and resented wasting time on the first 3*  

[bloodyandrea]

i dont know... eek  

[Ether-Eating Eskimo]

Maggoty Anne

they seemed kinda gay in the books, if i remember correctly. lestat kisses lois and embraces him on several occasions. but louis also did that claudia, and we're not calling him a ***** are we? its just complicated.

I'm pretty sure they were all supposed to be bisexual. They were supposed to love on a level above what gender the person is.  

[bloodyandrea]

its not creepy. and i like it! when a person becomes a vampire it becomes a different being. and sexual preferences do not matter. you can fall in love with everyone. that is also why loui loved klaudia.  

[MediaclCunt]

I liked it.  

[Hunter of the Dammed]

Rellik San

Best on screen versions of vampires I've ever seen?

Blade

No word of a lie, think about it, they are shadowy, powerful, but have none of this romantic crap going on, hell half of them are completely fugly. They manipulate from the background, rather then stand prominent, and they manage to keep everything quiet enough so as not arise suspicion.

I agree it ******** rocks, most vampire movies from the nineties and beyond just suck, underworld was decent due to the fight scenes but you see the same plot in tons of manga  

[GilAskan]

Crappy Source Material -> Crappy Adaptation

The film was destined to be horrible.

.[Hellbore].

And it makes me wonder
When a guy becomes a vampire, how is it that he becomes gay?

That's just heavily pandering fanservice. Anne Rice KNOWS that the majority of her fans are (and were) geeky tween girls, and Rice also knows that the such girls think "OMFG ISSO HAWT" when vampire boys kiss.  

[Henneth Annun]

GilAskan

Crappy Source Material -> Crappy Adaptation

The film was destined to be horrible.

.[Hellbore].

And it makes me wonder
When a guy becomes a vampire, how is it that he becomes gay?

That's just heavily pandering fanservice. Anne Rice KNOWS that the majority of her fans are (and were) geeky tween girls, and Rice also knows that the such girls think "OMFG ISSO HAWT" when vampire boys kiss.

T'was written in the book of fate...