*curls up in a ball and wails loudly*

[Galadedrid Damodred]

()//9 7^l+l+ 15 73)-( 1337 #l:-:<>l2 1 +()l_l> _/<>* ^l3°l_l+ //3}-{ #1213l/ll>!!!1!!11!1!! )+(3 |Dl/l/l2.

*sobs*

Why? Why?!  

[Smoozle]

Where did you see this atrocity Galadedrid?

*Pats on shoulder* there there.  

[Patron with a Mission]

*hands you a cookie* It's okay, there, there.

confused

*pause*

*loads up minigun*

All right....where is (s)he?  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

The dreaded...

*scary music*

C H A T T E R B O X!  

[Patron with a Mission]

*sigh* All right, let's see...I must suit up. The Chatterbox is not easy terrain, I hear.

*goes into the closet*

"Hey...Fox, where's your flaming sword? On the left...and my Shield of Literacy? Above me...okay...and your rune armor? (RuneScape reference, haha) Okay...thanks. Be back in a bit...no no...just gotta go take care of someone...Yes, I'll go get you some ramen..."

Okay...I'm ready...who's with me? whee  

[Altima the Dragonic Lord]

*Cracks the Whip of Literacy and sharpens the Blade of Grammar* ((Very stupid name :XP: ))  

[Patron with a Mission]

Altima the Dragonic Lord

*Cracks the Whip of Literacy and sharpens the Blade of Grammar* ((Very stupid name :XP: ))

Yay! Anyone else?  

[Lekonua]

eek

Oh...

This person is going down. Further down than any person has ever gone.

Like, past Hell even.

I never thought I'd have to use this...

*Summons 50-ton Grammar Hammer with dramatic lighting effects, lens flares and swooshy colored backgrounds.*



No noob could ever hope to stand against the power of the Grammar Hammer.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

*brandishes his new KATANA*

Reporting for duty!  

[Patron with a Mission]

Hang on a sec...*enters house*

"Hey Fox! Your ramen is on its way!...no, I don't need backup; I'm able to defend myself. I've some friends...yes, I'll be home for dinner..."

*walks back out*

All right...that everyone?

*waits for latecomers*  

[Solacing]

What is that... THAT THING!?!?!  

[Asher_Scree]

I'm with you! Sorry it took me so long... Couldn't find my sword. -brandishes coat-hanger- What? Oh, darn. -tosses coat-hanger over shoulder- I shall fight with my bare hands then! To victory! -trips over shoelace- For the love of crepes...  

[rae-chan-sensei]

What does that even say?

*straps on her pouch of Poison Shuriken of Spell Checking and brandishes her Sai of Literacy* These have +2 to causing braindamage of anyone using L33t or Txt Tlk. *grin* I'm all set!  

[Archdemonessa]

... Forgive me for being late. I was in court, deciding if someone should receive the death penalty or not. They died. But... the mounting loss of my sanity has just risen higher. I will need to kill someone soon. Excuse me, I must go find my dictionary of Amazing Literacy. Oh, and the Literate Language Book. Both are known to destroy the idiot simply by opening it.  

[XxJennessaxX]

*Flicks out her Parasol of Literacy.*
This particular parasol can give people seizures. I'm all ready!
*Turns away from that mess of leet.*