Amanda Panda (odangoatama86) wrote in playthedamncard,
@ 2007-03-31 23:54:00
@ 2007-03-31 23:54:00
[DISC ONE]
(Covers were designed by me, stick figures were drawn by my girlfriend. I think her stick figures are the best thing ever.)
[01] FIELD OF VIEW - Kawaita Sakebi
I thought nothing would be more suiting for an intro than the one Little Kuriboh uses himself. I know that whenever I hear this song, I don’t just think of Yu-Gi-Oh!, I think immediately of the Abridged series.
[02] Mad Soldiers - SUPER DRIVE
"Hey gramps, can we please see your super rare awesome chocolately fudge coated mega super card?"
Happy and special and whee! Nothing can bring Yugi down and his friends down!
[03] Bobby McFerin - Don’t Worry, Be Happy
"Well, you’re clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you."
Everything seems bright and shiny in Yugi’s world. Which is why he’s a stupid boy who gives his rarest cards to a rotten little b*****d *headdesk*
[04] Barrett Strong - Money (That’s What I Want)
"Screw the rules, I have money!"
With a hard-on for technology, money is the only thing that matters to Kaiba. Second comes dragons and of course, beating Yugi. Oh right, and rescuing his brother repeatedly.
[05] Lipps Inc. - Funkytown
"This tournament is 100% genuine and is not any way an elaborate rouse thrown together at the last minute so that I can get my hands on an ancient Egyptian artifact."
Thought it may have been just a plot to steal something from a child, Duelist Kingdom provided a good few laughs for and memories for everyone.
[06] The Producers - Keep it Gay
"I’m so ambiguously camp!"
No one’s more fabulous than the creator of the Duelist Kingdom himself. Just replace “Broadway play” with “duel monsters tournament”, and “Tony award” with “Millennium Puzzle”.
[07] O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei
"This tournament is simply fabulous!"
Pegasus has to keep up his gay front. He can’t have people thinking he’s straight now, can he?
[08] Right Said Fred - I’m Too Sexy
"Hey sweet cheeks, can you get off the dance floor? I’m about to shake my moneymaker."
Yami’s got a bit of a fabulous streak going through him as well. Though he likes to mind crush everyone he can.
[09] Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
"Super special awesome ultra special sexy transformation sequence gooo!"
Because one song could not do proper justice to the sexy named Yami, I'm sure Tea will attest to that. And when Yami brings sexy back, he’s bringing it back from nearly 5,000 years ago. Though I’ve heard from a few sources, you can’t bring sexy back without a receipt...
[10] Hair - Hair
"Attention duelists, my hair is telling me that it’s time for you to board. Anyone caught without a crazy hair style will not be permitted to enter the duelist kingdom."
"Hey, but my hair’s all blond and poofy."
"Sorry sir, but it needs to be at least twice the size of your head for it to count."
"He’s with me."
"Wow, your hair’s crazy enough for two people. Okay he can go."
"Thanks Yug’. Man, your hair really is crazy. What the heck’s your secret?"
"L’Oreal. Because I’m worth it."
For Yugi, Joey, Kemo, and any and all characters with absolutely ridiculous hair. Heck, the song could be an anthem for all anime characters really.
[11] Baby Einstein - Flight of the Bumblebee
"Heheheh, bugs are cool."
What a strange, silly person. Weevil creeps me out, plain and simple.
[12] The Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn
"Sorry Yug’. Doing this Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games."
As a native New Yorker myself, I have to say, Joey has the most cliché New York accent ever. Even more so in the Abridged Series, bada bing!
[13] The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
"Check it out Yug’, it’s a pair of giants breasts attached to a woman."
"The name’s Mai Valentine. It’s not a very subtle pun. But then again, nothing about me is very subtle."
Remember kids, don’t let her boobies distract you.
[14] The Offspring - Why Don’t You Get a Job
"I’m actually going to do something for once!"
Tristan’s voice may give him super strength, but only to make up for his lack of everything else in life.
[15] ATC - My Heart Beats Like a Drum
"Take me, oh card game master!"
Someone’s desperate. And a virgin.
[16] 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
"Uh huhuh. Hey Weevil, check it out, my dinosaur’s horny."
For someone who thinks kissing will make you lose your virginity, he probably thinks you can get pregnant through your pants too.
[17] West Side Story - I Feel Pretty
"I’ve taken control of this woman’s body in order to save you guys. And I don’t mind telling you it feels bloody great."
"By the gods, that exactly what I want to look like!"
You know, it’s probably not a good sign when your dad has to have gaydar installed in your millennium item.
[18] The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
"If you think this is huge, then you should see my ego. Now sit at your master’s feet like the dog that you are."
"But I don’t want to be a furry."
"Shut up and bend over."
"Yes Master."
As if this scene wasn’t homosexual enough without the Abridged series to help it out.
[19] Team America - America, ******** Yeah
"You can’t beat me because I’m an American!"
With an American flag wrapped around his head, he’s ready to get those Japanese bastards.
[20] Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide
"It feels like I’m dying inside."
After being kidnapped somewhere around 2,042 times, you’d think either him or Kaiba would have learned their lesson already.
[21] They Might Be Giants - Istanbul
"Yagishimash. My name i’ Shadi. And in my country of Egypt, we no longer use slave to build pyramid. Now we make women do it instead. Is niice."
I don’t even have an appropriate comment for this. Just the fact that he used Borat for Shadi nearly killed me. How absolutely hilarious is that?
[22] Queen - We Are the Champions
"In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m the king of card games."
The Duelist Kingdom Tournament is over. Yugi has won, Kaiba is still a loser in Yugi’s eyes, and now everyone has to go back to school.
[23] The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian
"Yeah, by the way, who the hell are you?"
"I have had many names. Once I was known as pharaoh. Then I was known as the artist formerly known as pharaoh. But you can call me 'Yami'."
"I thought your name was Ate-"
"Shh, don’t spoil it now!"
And the quintessential cliché of all cliché Yu-Gi-Oh! songs.
[DISC TWO]
[01] Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
"Hey, get a room you two!"
[02] Rocky Horror Picture Show - Time Warp
"Time roulette go!"
[03] The Hues Corporation - Rock the Boat
"Heheh, don’t rock the boat butt munch. Shut up and row dumbass, heheh."
[04] Batman - Batman Theme
"Into the Kaiba cave!"
[05] Isaac Hayes - Theme from Shaft
"It’s time to duel, sucka. Can you dig it?"
[06] Neon Genesis Evangelion - Cruel Angel’s Thesis
"The card game’s thesis/will soon be set in defense mode/with surging-hot life points/if you activate a trap card/Embracing the swords of revealinglight/young boy, play some card games."
[07] The Trammps - Disco Inferno
"Hey, these things must come in handy."
[08] DMX - X Gonna Give It To You
"Jeez, this is a really lousy episode. It reminds me off our spin-off show, Yu-Gi-Oh! DMX. Honestly, who would wanna watch a cartoon about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?"
[09] Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
"If I can’t beat you Yugi, then I’ll kill you instead! Why aren’t you dead?"
"As I explained earlier, I’m the main character. You, however, can just go right ahead and die."
[10] Spice Girls - Wannabe
"Oooooh, I can sense you Kaiba-boy. And once you get here I’m going to spice up your life!"
[11] Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby
"I also learned that I’m secretly a furry."
[12] Michael Jackson - Thriller
"Oh no, it’s a goth!"
[13] Katamari Damacy - Katamari on the Rock
"Oh smack."
"Is everyone from England a total spaz Bakura?"
"Pretty much."
[14] The Village People - YMCA
"Gay people like to hibernate in caves. I saw it on the discovery channel."
[15] Weebl - Magical Trevor
"You have tricked us with your magic box."
"We invite you to suck on our co-"
[16] Barbra Streisand - The Way We Were
"Hmm, perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash."
[17] Beck - Loser
"I lost a card game. I no longer have a reason to live!"
[18] John Williams - Star Wars Theme
"It is a period of civil war. Yugi Moto, having lost a children’s card game, has gone all emo. Meanwhile, Seto Kaiba has infiltrated Pegasus’ castle (again) in a desperate attempt to rescue his far more appealing younger brother. Unbeknownst to either of them, George Lucas is planning a Super Special Awesome edition of Yu-Gi-Oh where they’ll both be replaced by dancing CGI monkeys. In America."
[19] Synthetic - Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)
"Yugi, yugi, give me your answer do..."
[20] Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling
"Can you guys hear chanting?"
"Holy *%$# on a *%$# sandwich with *%$# on top!"
"This is the funkiest satanic ritual I’ve ever seen."
[21] Spiderman - Spiderman Theme
"Bakura, I had no idea you were spiderman."
"That’s because I’m not. Now follow me we have to get out here."
"You mean, you’re not spiderman?"
"Not I’m not... Okay, yes, I’m spiderman."
[22] Bette Midler - Wind Beneath My Wings
"Uhm, Yugi, I just have this one thing to say. Did you ever knoooow that you’re my heroooo..."
[23] David Bowie : Magic Dance
"By the way, have you ever seen Labyrinth?"
"No, why?"
"No reason."
Disc One:
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http://www.yousendit.com/download/M3BsZFhuTmFtNEkwTVE9PQ
http://www.filefactory.com/file/6af509/
Disc Two:
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http://www.yousendit.com/download/M3BsZFh2YWJxRTAwTVE9PQ
http://www.filefactory.com/file/541d40/
Indulge in the absolute crack, everyone.
