Zombie Survival Guide? Robot Uprising?!!!111

[Killer Zeit]

Zombie Survival Guide, anyone?

I'm currently reading it online, but it's not the same.
And the site was shut down. :/

Anyway. Here, take the Zombie Survival Guide Test!

It's a great book, as far as I've read. (Not very far.)


It makes me wonder if I have a crowbar around. xD

Well, this book actually has the power to make the non-believers... well, believe.
It just seems so likely that there will be a zombie outbreak. o-o;

And, like, nowhere is safe. There is no future. No future...

 

[Killer Zeit]

Okay, so I also have this other book.

It's called How to Survive a Robot Uprising. Here is a taste.
The same thing as the Zombie Survival Guide, but with robots.

I have to say, its 329472938 times different than the other one, but if you enjoyed the other one, I think you'll like this one.

Though it does take a little more thinking.


And this book has like 4 covers... so... D:

 

[Killer Zeit]

DISCUSS:

---> Have you read these? How do you like them?
---> How would you survive the Zombie outbreak?
---> How would you survive the Robot uprising?  

[Zealous Blue]

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand  

[Killer Zeit]

Zealous Blue

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand

Get your hand outta mah face. I know you irl. D:<  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand

Get your hand outta mah face. I know you irl. D:<

talk2hand  

[Killer Zeit]

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand

Get your hand outta mah face. I know you irl. D:<

talk2hand

I'm sitting right next to you.
Don't push it.

I'll send my robots on yew.  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand

Get your hand outta mah face. I know you irl. D:<

talk2hand

I'm sitting right next to you.
Don't push it.

I'll send my robots on yew.

O rly?!

I'll bite yer neck. D<

Except that would be ultra weird.

So maybe I'll chop your hand off. D<  

[Killer Zeit]

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand

Get your hand outta mah face. I know you irl. D:<

talk2hand

I'm sitting right next to you.
Don't push it.

I'll send my robots on yew.

O rly?!

I'll bite yer neck. D<

Except that would be ultra weird.

So maybe I'll chop your hand off. D<

Right, cause we know that would be hot. ;D

And that's not going to stop me!  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

b***h plz, we all know Zombies are gonna take over. talk2hand

Get your hand outta mah face. I know you irl. D:<

talk2hand

I'm sitting right next to you.
Don't push it.

I'll send my robots on yew.

O rly?!

I'll bite yer neck. D<

Except that would be ultra weird.

So maybe I'll chop your hand off. D<

Right, cause we know that would be hot. ;D

And that's not going to stop me!

Okay, I'm gonna chop off yar hand then. >>;

And I don't even think Zuleger would find that hot lololol  

[Killer Zeit]

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

talk2hand

I'm sitting right next to you.
Don't push it.

I'll send my robots on yew.

O rly?!

I'll bite yer neck. D<

Except that would be ultra weird.

So maybe I'll chop your hand off. D<

Right, cause we know that would be hot. ;D

And that's not going to stop me!

Okay, I'm gonna chop off yar hand then. >>;

And I don't even think Zuleger would find that hot lololol

Who cares what he thinks. He's a confused little one.
And...

Then I can't...

"USE MY HANDS." After you chop it off, you can nevar tell me to USE MY HANDS again.  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

talk2hand

I'm sitting right next to you.
Don't push it.

I'll send my robots on yew.

O rly?!

I'll bite yer neck. D<

Except that would be ultra weird.

So maybe I'll chop your hand off. D<

Right, cause we know that would be hot. ;D

And that's not going to stop me!

Okay, I'm gonna chop off yar hand then. >>;

And I don't even think Zuleger would find that hot lololol

Who cares what he thinks. He's a confused little one.
And...

Then I can't...

"USE MY HANDS." After you chop it off, you can nevar tell me to USE MY HANDS again.

HA. YOU CAN NEVAR RAPE ME EVAR AGAIN.  

[the_Crimson_Bolshevik]

I love them. My friend owns the zombie one and it gives good logical reasoning on why not to use a sharp weapon and use a regular blunt object.  

[Killer Zeit]

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

O rly?!

I'll bite yer neck. D<

Except that would be ultra weird.

So maybe I'll chop your hand off. D<

Right, cause we know that would be hot. ;D

And that's not going to stop me!

Okay, I'm gonna chop off yar hand then. >>;

And I don't even think Zuleger would find that hot lololol

Who cares what he thinks. He's a confused little one.
And...

Then I can't...

"USE MY HANDS." After you chop it off, you can nevar tell me to USE MY HANDS again.

HA. YOU CAN NEVAR RAPE ME EVAR AGAIN.

That'll be the day!
I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.  

[Frux Terra]

I sleep with a crowbar under my pillow, and have a year supplies of food in my tree house... I'm good if zombies attack. I also keep my robo dog caged when I'm not playing with it, so I'm sort of prepared if robots attack. The only thing that worrys me is, if there werea zombie robot outbreak.