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 Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 am
i have nothing y did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! rofl
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:48 am
you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America?
beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:51 pm
hao13 you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America? beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin lol, nice
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:50 pm
where did the sick ship go when it was sick
to the doc rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:22 pm
a penguin goes to the mechainic to get his car repaired. while waiting he goes to get an ice cream. when he gets back the mechainic says that he blew a seal, the penguin replies,"oh, i get that alot, but this is only ice cream". mrgreen
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:38 pm
what goes cluck cluck cluck BANG
I chicken in a mine field
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:29 pm
rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:15 pm
kittencardea hao13 you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America? beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin lol, nice lol this one is no offense to anyone but its a yo mama joke yo mamma so fat, they made her the pepsi ball in the superbowl commercial sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:43 am
okami_of_konoha kittencardea hao13 you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America? beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin lol, nice lol this one is no offense to anyone but its a yo mama joke yo mamma so fat, they made her the pepsi ball in the superbowl commercial sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:49 pm
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house. "
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:58 am
Arai Kasai Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house. " lol, nice. rofl blaugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:09 pm
what do you call a piece of wood that has nothing to do???
answer: board
ha ha ha ha!!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:24 am
Why did I do a poo?
Because I wanted to!
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:29 am
A dust bin man went to a Chinese man's house and asked him where his bin was. The Chinese man said. I bin to Hong Kong. Then the dust bin man said, no, where is your dust bin. The Chinese man said, I dust bin to Hong Kong. The dust bin man said, no, where's your wheelie bin. I wheelie bin to Hong Kong said the Chinese man. LOL!" blaugh
The bin means been.
The dust bin means just been.
The wheelie bin means I really been.
Sorry to all Chinese people. I do not mean to be offensive! Bye!
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:09 pm
Which scientist discovered that the world is round?
Ans: Sir Cumference!
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