The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Fyerluna]

Now, I know Seto may not believe in wishes, but he can't deny that a lot of people do, and that he's made some dandy ones himself in the form of promises, and they turned out really badly, so here's the idea of this thread;

You make a wish. The next person to post grants your wish in an ironic, turned around sort of way.

And as granted by me, InuSaysLeGasp is now the only breaker of the rule that you must make wishes in the thread and is mentioned in the first post.

Seto: As granted by me, Arashi Cloud is a repeat offender to the rule that you must wish in this thread, and I do mean repeat.

Also as granted by me, mystical_elfgirl12 is now the only breaker of the rule that you must grant the wish above you before you wish and is mentioned in the first post.

EXAMPLE

Person 1: I wish I could fly!
Person 2: Granted, but now you cannot land.

So let's get started already.

I wish this thread would be popular.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but its not gonna last very long.

I wish Seto Kaiba was real (I dunno......)  

[Death T-2]

Granted. He just lives in a different time and dimmension from us.

I wish I would get things done.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but now you can't get them started.

I wish I could RP all day long.  

[Xesca]

Granted. You have writer's block.

I wish that my pillow didn't have any stains, holes, or rips in it.  

[Death T-2]

Granted. Now you cannot use them.

I wish that reality shows would die.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now there is only FOX News to watch.

I wish that people would remember me.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now you have amnesia.

I wish Gozaburo would have lived so I could roast him alive.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but you're having trouble finding him.

I wish that my room is nice, clean and tidy.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now you cannot pick up or put anything down in it.

I wish Japan was Heaven. *shrug*  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now you have to live your life and die to get there.

I wish that one of my Mary Sue fanfictions that live in my closet and will never be posted would come true.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now reality is fiction.

I wish I had a few million dolars.  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Granted but now you cant use your money to buy things

I wish I could meet yami no yugi  

[InunaideGner]

Granted, but then they cant ever leave

I wish that me cosplaying as Mokuba goes well at the convention to come.  

[Death T-2]

Granted, but now you'd be uberly overglomped by Moki fans.

I wish people would find the "meat" in "team."