It's time for Nine Inch Nails parodies. :D

[`Suki`]

These are the best I could come up with at the moment. They're not fully written. Maybe you could write better ones? smile I've already posted a Survivalism parody in another thread.

The Hand That Feeds.
You're keeping your spot, in line.

Got your cart filled high and you feel just fine,

'Cause you got.

What you need.

But inside your pocket,

It is black, it is hollow and empty.


Just how much of a man are you?
Will you steal that god-damn food?
Will you make yourself a Jew?
Are they going to institutionalize you?
Just how much are you willing to do?
Do you wish you would have payed for it?  

[`Suki`]

Hurt.
I..

Hurt my foot today.

I stubbed it against the wall.

I..

Focus on the pain.

But that didn't help at all.

The needle tears my toes.

14 stitches, at least.

Didn't want them to kill it away.

But now I'm a foot amputee.


And you could have it all.

My infected foot.

It will smell really bad.

It will make you hurt.


I..

Wear this cast made of s**t.

Upon my two-wheel chair.

I no longer have a foot.

That, I cannot repair.

Beneath my ankle bones..

The feeling disappeared.

My foot is with someone else.

I am still right here.  

[Songai]

I like the Hurt one especially hahahaha. man thats some good s**t. rofl  

[`Suki`]

Songai

I like the Hurt one especially hahahaha. man thats some good s**t. rofl

Thanks! :3  

[Songai]

I totally forgot I made one too a long time ago, I was sad about Trent's hair:

Hey God, why are you doing this to me?
am I not pretty 'nough like I'm supposed to be
why am I shaving with this animosity
hey God, I think you owe me a great big apology

Terrible Hair
Terrible Hair
Terrible Hair
Terrible Hair

Hey God, I really don't know what you mean
seems like good lotion comes only in our dreams
i feel my muscels grow all the more extreme
hey God, can this look really be as sad as it seems?

Terrible hair
Terrible hair
Terrible hair
Terrible hair

Don't shave it away from me
i need hair to hold on to
don't shave it away from me
I need hair to hold on to
don't shave it away from me
I need hair to hold on to
don't shave it away from me
I need shampoo to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
I need muscels to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
I need some balls to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
I need muscels to hold on to
don't tear it
don't tear it
don't shave it
don't shave it
don't

Hey God, there's nothing left that I can hide
I lost my hair, serenity and pride
i'm all buff in a world you must despise
hey God, I believed your promises, your promises and lies

Terrible hair
Terrible hair
Terrible hair
Terrible hair

You made me cut it all away
my hair is left to decay
how many you betray
you've taken everything
my hair is filled with disease
my skin is begging you for grease
I'm on my hands and knees
I need my muscles to believe

 

[zawazawaii]

one time my mom was going to get me jack in the box.

and you can get either regular or curly fries.

so she asked me which kind i wanted her to get.

and i was like 'I WANT ALL THE FRIES IN THE WORLD scream '

and then me and my mom looked at eachother and we were like

' eek .........WHYYYY DO YOUUUUU GET ALLLLL THE FRIIIES IN THE WOOORLD scream '





ahhh yes. wonderful mother-daughter NIN-bonding-time.

 

[Songai]

lol my mum doesn't like NIn at all or any other music I like.  

[`Suki`]

Chachamaru-kun

one time my mom was going to get me jack in the box.

and you can get either regular or curly fries.

so she asked me which kind i wanted her to get.

and i was like 'I WANT ALL THE FRIES IN THE WORLD scream '

and then me and my mom looked at eachother and we were like

' eek .........WHYYYY DO YOUUUUU GET ALLLLL THE FRIIIES IN THE WOOORLD scream '





ahhh yes. wonderful mother-daughter NIN-bonding-time.

xD That's hilarious.

Well, here's The Collector.

I have a hard time getting up
I have obesity
And rolls well rolls they tend to accumulate
I have this a**
It drags behind me
It picks up children
For me to sit upon

There are times plenty of times I wish I could let it go
Constipation builds
The poo seems to grow inside me
There are times plenty of times I wish I could let it go
The things I eat
Things you don't wanna know

IIIIII am trying to fit it all inside!
IIIIII am trying to open my mouth wide!
IIIIII am a big boy and I will swallow it all
Swallow it all
Swallow it all
SWALLOW IT ALL.

I have big thighs
They feel like corn
All of my clothes stick to me and I keep them warm
I get heart attacks
They won't let me sleep
I have so goddamn many of them it gets hard to breathe

IIIIIII am trying to diet and exercise.
IIIIIII have gone to Subway a thousand times.
But IIIIIII am a big boy and I will swallow it all
Swallow it all
Swallow it all
SWALLOW IT ALL.

Every last ham..
Every last ham..
Every last ham..

 

[Songai]

lol that's almost as good as your parody on hurt lol.

Trent probably hates us now.  

[`Suki`]

Just letting you guys know, Weird Al made a parody of Terrible Lie called "Germs" on the Running With Scissors album. The beat's pretty good, actually. You should check it out!  

[Songai]

I heard that one! It was pretty good, but he sucks at imitating Trent. He lacks the geniousness...my guess. rolleyes  

[Kiba Kuchiki]

Guys you really made me laugh specially with Hurt and Terrible Lie! They were great! hahahahahaha

I think Trent would specially hate the Terrible Lie parody. I imagine him going like "It's my f***ing hair! F**k off!!

But well who really knows what he would say.

p.s. I wish I had someone to laugh about NIN but myself...(sigh) rolleyes  

[huntressgirl17]

I love them all!!! they made my day happier!  

[Songai]

Kiba Kuchiki

Guys you really made me laugh specially with Hurt and Terrible Lie! They were great! hahahahahaha

I think Trent would specially hate the Terrible Lie parody. I imagine him going like "It's my f***ing hair! F**k off!!

But well who really knows what he would say.

p.s. I wish I had someone to laugh about NIN but myself...(sigh) rolleyes

haha yeah Trent would probably hate it.

I don't hate Trents hair right now though, I think he did good in cutting it short now he's getting older. Long hair looked great when he was younger, but now he's getting older short hair makes him look a little younger, you know?

But my first reaction was, as with manyother fans: SHOCK NOOOOOOOOO gonk eek