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[imsohappy1]

This chapter is going to be centered around the Akatsuki. They are going to discuss the current events that have been happening in Naruto.  

[Pekora]

Just found it:

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暁会議　詳細（途中木の葉のヤロー共の作戦は省きます）
Akatsuki meeting details

リーダー「遅いぞ」
Leader: You're late

鬼鮫「ちょうど人柱力（四尾のおっさん）を狩ったところでしてね。逃げないように縛りあげてて遅くなったん ですよ」
Kisame: We just got done capturing that old Jinchuuriki (4-tails). We got pretty late binding him up so he wouldn't run away.

リーダー「・・・・よし・・・・これで全員集まったな」
Leader: ...Alright. Everyone is assembled now.

鬼鮫「ん？まだ飛段と角図が見えませんが」
Kisame: Hm? But I don't see Hidan and Kakuzu here yet.

リーダー「二　人　は　や　ら　れ　た」
Leader: They Have Been Killed

鬼鮫「そうですか・・・クク、あのゾンビコンビでも死ぬんですね。どうやって死んだのか見たかったですねえ 」
Kisame: Is that so? Hehe, so even that zombie pair managed to get killed. I would have loved to see how they died.

リーダー「仲間にそういう言い方はよせ」
Leader: Don't speak that way about your fellow associates.

鬼鮫「やったのは？」
Kisame: Who beat them?

ゼツ「木の葉の連中だ　マタカカシト九尾ノ人柱力ノ小隊ダヨ」
Zetsu: A party from Konoha. It was due once again to the squad of Kakashi and the 9-tail jinchuuriki.

トビ「強いですねその小隊。デイダラさんもボコボコにされるわけだ」
Tobi: That squad is pretty strong. They even tore Deidara-san a new one.

デイダラ「トビ！！てめぇそれ以上言ってみろ！オイラのカンニン袋が爆発するぜ！！うん！」
Deidara: You b*****d, Tobi! I DARE you to say anything else! You are trying my patience, so take care I don't explode something! Un!

トビ「アハハハ、堪忍袋って我慢するための袋であって・・・デイダラさんのは爆発袋でしょ、すぐにキレんだ から」
Tobi: AHAHAHA Doesn't "patience" mean you're supposed to keep your temper? For you it seems to mean causing explosions, Deidara-san, since you get angry so quickly.

デイダラ「て　め　ェ　ト　ビ　コ　ラ　ァ　ア　ア　！！」
Deidara: YOU LITTLE b*****d TOBI! KORYAAA! [
リーダー「デイダラ静かにしろ。それじゃトビの言う通りだ」
Leader: Be quiet Deidara! Besides, what Tobi is saying is correct.

デイダラ「　　チ　ィ・・・・」
Deidara: Tch...

トビ「アハハハ」
Tobi: AHAHAHA

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リーダー「それからトビ、お前はいつも一言多い。先輩は立てろ」
Leader: Also Tobi, you always say one word too many. Mind your sempai*.

トビ「ハーイ！すいませ～ん！」
Tobi: Yessir! Forgive me!

鬼鮫「こんなんで人柱力集められますかね・・・！！」
Kisame: Why are we having the jinchuuriki gathered like this again anyway..?!

リーダー「　ハ　ァ　・・・・・」（溜息）
Leader: Sigh....

鬼鮫「と・・・そんなことより四尾の人柱力をさっさと封印したいんですがね・・・・」
Kisame: Also...besides that, I want to get started on sealing the 4-tail jinchuuriki.

リーダー「待て・・・・まだ話は終わってない」
Leader: Just wait. There's still things to talk about.

鬼鮫「何です？」
Kisame: What about?

リーダー「もう1人殺された奴がいる」
Leader: There was another person that was killed.

鬼鮫「もう1人？」　イタチ「・・・・・」
Kisame: Another person?
Itachi: ......

リーダー「大蛇丸だ」
Leader: Orochimaru.

イタチ「・・・・・・」
Itachi: .......

鬼鮫「暁を抜けて十年・・・・殺す手間が省けたと言うところですか。しかしあの大蛇丸を倒すとは大した手だ れですね。誰がやったんですか？」
Kisame: It was 10 years ago when he left Akatsuki(hah! Take that to all who said Oro left after Itachi left Konoha! xD)...so that does save us the trouble of killing him. Still, a person who defeats someone like Orochimaru must be quite something. Who did it?

リーダー「うちはサスケだ」
Leader: It was Uchiha Sasuke.

イタチ「・・・・・・」
Itachi: ......

デイダラ「大蛇丸はオイラがぶっ殺すと決めてたのによ・・・・うん」
Deidara: Man, and I was gonna be the one to obliterate Orochimaru....un.

鬼鮫「フッ・・・やりますね、さすがイタチさんの弟だ」
Kisame: Hm...he's quite good, just as we should expect from Itachi-san's younger brother.

ゼツ「今仲間を集め回ってる・・・それも厄介な忍ばかりをだ」
Zetsu: He's now gathering others as well...quite troublesome shinobi.

鬼鮫「と言うと？」
Kisame: What do you mean by that?

リーダー「お前もよく知っているだろ・・・霧隠れの鬼灯兄弟・・・・あれの片割れだ」
Leader: You would know well about this. From the group of the Hidden Mist Village...one of the Hoozuki Brothers.

鬼鮫「・・・・水月か。懐かしいですね」
Kisame: ....So it's Suigetsu. Brings back some memories.

リーダー「それに天秤の重吾も居る。せいぜい気をつけろイタチ、鬼鮫・・・恐らくお前達を狙っ てくる」
Leader: Juugo of "Tenbin"** is also among them. You must take care, Kisame, Itachi...chances are they'll come for you.

イタチ「・・・・・・」
Itachi: .......

*sketchy word usage
**tenbin means "balance scales"

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奇乳「うちはイタチか・・・さてどうしたものか・・・」
Exceptional Breasts: Uchiha Itachi, huh. Now then, what's to be done with him?

貧乳「暁の身柄を1人でも拘束してしまえば・・・後はイビキさんが情報を聞きだしてくれると思うんですけど 」
Tiny Breasts: If at least one of Akatsuki is restrained...then I think we can have Ibiki-san get some information for us.

奇乳「確かに各小隊には可能であれば暁の身柄を拘束し連行するように指示はしているが・・・」
Exceptional Breasts: It IS true that every squad is designated to try to capture and restrain one of the Akatsuki if there's a possibility. However...

マンゲ鏡男「奴らはそう簡単に口を割るような連中じゃないし・・・
　　　　　　　　今までやり合った連中の能力を見れば危なすぎてとてもじゃないが拘束なんて考えられなかっ た」
Mangekyou Man: Those guys aren't the type to break down and talk so easily. Till now, everytime we fought one of them it was too dangerous since as soon as we saw their abilities in action, it was impossible to formulate any thought of capturing them.


貧乳「マンゲ先生・・・」
Tiny breasts: Kakashi-sensei....

主人公「じゃあ、どうすんだってばよ！？」
Main Character: So what should we do?!

マンゲ鏡男「ま・・・イタチと当たるまで根気良く探すしかないんじゃない？」
Mangekyou man: Well...until we confront Itachi, there's no other choice but to perservere and seek them out.

主人公「・・・・・」
Main character: .....

作戦になってませんね
A strategy wasn't laid out

この後鬼鮫の「・・・・クク」から始まります
This was after Kisame started snickering.

Exceptional breasts: Tsunade
Tiny breasts: Sakura
Main Character: Naruto
Mangekyou Man: Kakashi

The spoiler writer just wrote those nicknames for fun. He explained it in one of his posts.
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続き
Continued

リーダー「他の者も一応うちはサスケのことは頭に入れておけ。イタチや鬼鮫の情報を得ようと暁を標的にする かもしれん」
Leader: For the others, keep everything about Uchiha Sasuke in mind. It's likely that Akatsuki will become the target if they obtain information from Itachi and Kisame.

デイダラ「鬼鮫、どんな奴なんだその水月ってのは・・・うん？」
Deidara: Kisame, this Suigetsu....what type of person is he? Un.

鬼鮫「・・・・十年も前だ・・・可愛い顔で笑う子でしてね・・・
　　　　決まって相手の足をぶった切ってから頭に止めを刺すことから・・・鬼人再不斬の再来と呼ばれた神童 ですよ」
Kisame: .....That was 10 years ago too. He had such an adorable smile on his face, that kid...He would cut off the legs of his opponent then finish them off by piercing their skull. He's said to be a prodigy, even called the second coming of the Demon Zabuza.

ここで水月スマイル。へばって岩に座り込んでる
It's here that Suigetsu is shown smiling. He's layed out on a rock, tired.

香燐「てめェ、陸にあがった河童か！いちいち水分補給で座り込んでんじゃねーよ！！」
Karin: b*****d! Are you a sea man on land or something? Everytime you're laying sprawled out like that, desperate for water!

デイダラ「そいつら色々面白そうだな、うん・・・」
Deidara: They seem pretty interesting...un.

最後はデイダラのアップで終わりだす
It ends with a profile of Deidara

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may edit some of this later, since there was a lot of text >.>

And I already added the extra text from Nanahashi's post.  

[imsohappy1]

Since Deidara's team is on the move, we might find some answers onTobi soon.  

[Pekora]

Frostman

Since Deidara's team is on the move, we might find some answers onTobi soon.

Deidara's going to commit suicide if he wants to go against them. D=
Tobi might just get scared once the battle starts and flee.  

[Classic Black Sheep]

What I don't get is why they just don't go and get Hidan, he is still alive after all... I think. It would probably be easy for Zetsu to find his location and retrieve his remains since he can travel underground. And don't they need their rings, they can even get Orochimaru's ring since he's dead now.  

[imsohappy1]

The retrieve Hiden's body parts... then what. Its not like there is much he can do. To them its probably not worth the walk.

Pretty ok chapter, Akatsuki now knows about the recent events. The four tail jinchuuriki's ability is rather interesting, ya.  

[Samurai Senel]

The four tails had a ability?  

[Classic Black Sheep]

Frostman

The retrieve Hiden's body parts... then what. Its not like there is much he can do. To them its probably not worth the walk.

Pretty ok chapter, Akatsuki now knows about the recent events. The four tail jinchuuriki's ability is rather interesting, ya.

They could try to put him back together again, he's still an S-class ninja loyal to their cause. If anything they could at least use his chakra to help them seal the tailed beasts.  

[Classic Black Sheep]

Puma D. John

The four tails had a ability?

Something about Elemental fusion.  

[Mr._Stabby]

I actually hope the four tails wakes up and gets away, just so we can see this elemental fusion in action.  

[Samurai Senel]

Classic Black Sheep

Puma D. John

The four tails had a ability?

Something about Elemental fusion.

No that's the Gobi, the four tails is a poison beast in the form of a Cockatrice, or a Chicken mixed with a snake.  

[Pekora]

Puma D. John

Classic Black Sheep

Puma D. John

The four tails had a ability?

Something about Elemental fusion.

No that's the Gobi, the four tails is a poison beast in the form of a Cockatrice, or a Chicken mixed with a snake.

Nah, not really. The legend thing turned out to be fake.
And the Gobi used five elements, but it's never mentioned he could fuse them.  

[Pekora]

Classic Black Sheep

What I don't get is why they just don't go and get Hidan, he is still alive after all... I think. It would probably be easy for Zetsu to find his location and retrieve his remains since he can travel underground. And don't they need their rings, they can even get Orochimaru's ring since he's dead now.

Hidan is stuck in a deep plothole (pun intended). He can't get out of there unless Kishi has some magical (and logical) reason to get him out of there.  

[imsohappy1]

I think the four tails is a dog, ive seen a chibi-picture of it and it has different elemental tails.

Hiden is weak, he got solo'ed by a mer chunnin level shinobi. The only way i can see him coming back would be for revenge. Mech-Hiden coming for Shikimaru's a**. They should make it a movie. But, really retrieving him really isn't worth the effort when he can just be replaced.  

[Mr._Stabby]

Im surprised most of them arent seeming a bit worried about how many members they lost in this amount of time. Its not like they have an army of reserves or something. Especially with the lost of Kakuza and Sasori, who were actually worth something.