Welcome to Gaia! ::

Gaian Grammar Guild

Back to Guilds

The Gaian Grammar Guild is a refuge for the literate, a place for them to post and read posts without worrying about the nonsensical ones. 

Tags: grammar, literate, english, language 

Reply General Discussion
Why does every internet...

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

SuperScott78

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:37 am


Why does every internet argument have to end with...

1.Oh my god you have no life, noob.

2.Shutup little kid I bet you don't even smoke weed or drink beer or have sex every night....

3. I will come to you're house find you and kill you. ((Idea and response. Credit goes too FyoraSilverwolf))

4. Well you're ugly and have no friends. ((Credit for the idea goes too [AE!]))

Now of course all of these responses have a lot more text talk and abbreviations.

Internet arguments in the first place are retarded as you have nothing to gain and the only thing you can do too them is drown them with noobish responses and doing that makes you look retarded yourself.

So 1. You have no life. First off the person who said that obviously has no life as he as started a internet fight which I already explained is retarded and he has used one of the most stupid responses ever. How could you possibly know if that person has no life. Typical response. "CUZ U USE PRPER GRMMR N STF." Autually it takes me longer to type using txt tlk then just using proper grammar.

2. If you use this response... Then you need help. If you say this that means... You are a acholic, drug addicted 20+ year old slut/man whore.
I don't drink because i'm only 13 I don't do drugs because i'd rather live a cancer free life. I'm not a 20+ year old slut/man whore because... That ones self explantory. Anyone who uses this response needs too do various things. Go too a AA meeting. Get yourself off the drugs because its very unhealthy and you'll look retarded while doing them. If you smoke... Well you're gonna get horrible teeth artrocious finger nails and wretched skin, Not to mention the varoius causes of death. If you're having sex every other night then you need to get yourself checked for aids. When I start to have sex i'm not gonna do it every other night. Becuase that would make me become bored of it very fast boring sex ruins a relationship you know . Its just like... eating the same thing every night over and over again eventually that pizza is gonna start tasting rotten every night. This is a bad example as i'm gonna get a lot of childish responses.

A: It would be fairly difficult to locate a person without any personal information, or even a clue as to their gender or appearance.
B: Chances are, even if you don't spend your whole day on the computer, you aren't strong enough to break into the house, and you never know who may be inside, perhaps the person's father is a ninja or something? Or a policeman , or maybe he has a gun?

In conclusion, this response is null because it would be very difficult and possibly hazardous to your health. That, and the person saying it is generally too lazy to actually attempt it.

Ok now this one is just plain childish... How could you possibly know how the person behind the avatar looks like they could be anyone even... Dare I say it, YOU'RE MOM! So don't even say someone is ugly. Unless you know them in real life there is NO possible way you can be 100% sure of what they look like. If they give you a picture? That could be of ANYONE. There is such a thing as GOOGLE. Anyways saying someoen is ugly is really stupid especially if you're calling there avatar ugly... It's a few pixels... Get over it... Anyways if you over do type this and click that little Submit Post button... Then you're IQ just dropped dozens of points.

There are other stupid responses, but I can't be expected to locate every noobish response because then I would have too go to a different thread every 3 seconds while still writing down the noobish response from the previous thread.
Congratulations on reading this.

You do not have to read this all to discuss it just read a little section and discuss that.
((I already posted this in the real GD and decided too post it here as well.))
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:23 pm


Because some people are just trolls like that, I think. These are the type of people who think it's fun to annoy mods, imms, and cops. 4chan is full of them. So is Encyclopedia Dramatica. Just try not to let 'em get to you.

Setsu-P has stepped out


Serebii_Faerii

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:49 pm


SuperScott78
Autually it takes me longer to type using txt tlk then just using proper grammar.

That made me smile. I feel the same way, especially the part about arguing on the Internet. What is the point?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:03 am


I agree with all of those. Especially the one about drugs and sex. Because blowing all your money on booze and weed makes you look intelligent.

Dodger Gunning


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:52 pm


You made some really good valid points. I also feel that quarreling on the net is pointless.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:02 pm


You forgot mentionings of being gay, that's the one I see the most.

Tonberry Teh Haxxor

Dapper Dabbler

5,400 Points
  • Money Never Sleeps 200
  • Forum Sophomore 300
  • Person of Interest 200
Reply
General Discussion

 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum