I'd like a pack of cigarettes, service wench

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

As we all know, I'm 18. Just turned it. Now, I don't smoke or drink or shoot up or do any of that stuff cause I'm boring. The only vice I have is that I love to ******** (which is treated worse then any of that other s**t). So when my pal needed some cigarettes I was all for buying them. I have no reason to but I wanted to break that wall.

So I go up and tell the service wench I require my cigarettes and she gives them to me and accepts my payment.
Without carding me.

FUCUUAACKKCKCYAYHDJS!!!!!!
b***h. mad

Discuss
SHATTERED DREAMS  

[Zealous Blue]

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.  

[Killer Zeit]

Zealous Blue

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.

All of the sudden, the world makes sense.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.

All of the sudden, the world makes sense.

Don't smoke. Don't generally have that opportunity.
And aren't you two the negative Nancys tonight. mad  

[Zealous Blue]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.

All of the sudden, the world makes sense.

Don't smoke. Don't generally have that opportunity.
And aren't you two the negative Nancys tonight. mad

I wasn't being negative. o_O I was being positive.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.

All of the sudden, the world makes sense.

Don't smoke. Don't generally have that opportunity.
And aren't you two the negative Nancys tonight. mad

I wasn't being negative. o_O I was being positive.

Well I'm being negative on your positive to make you negative!

I don't understand your Californian methods!!!  

[EtoilexShizumaxHanazono]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.

All of the sudden, the world makes sense.

Don't smoke. Don't generally have that opportunity.
And aren't you two the negative Nancys tonight. mad

I wasn't being negative. o_O I was being positive.

Well I'm being negative on your positive to make you negative!

I don't understand your Californian methods!!!

No one understands Californian Methods. sweatdrop  

[Status Quo Joe]

EtoilexShizumaxHanazono

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Zealous Blue

You should buy some more cigarettes from a different wench.

All of the sudden, the world makes sense.

Don't smoke. Don't generally have that opportunity.
And aren't you two the negative Nancys tonight. mad

I wasn't being negative. o_O I was being positive.

Well I'm being negative on your positive to make you negative!

I don't understand your Californian methods!!!

No one understands Californian Methods. sweatdrop

I do, Most of the time.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

TEH ANARCHYZ

EtoilexShizumaxHanazono

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Don't smoke. Don't generally have that opportunity.
And aren't you two the negative Nancys tonight. mad

I wasn't being negative. o_O I was being positive.

Well I'm being negative on your positive to make you negative!

I don't understand your Californian methods!!!

No one understands Californian Methods. sweatdrop

I do, Most of the time.

Get off my font scheme, Harry Potter.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Don't smoke.

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

See, while I don't partake of such things myself I also don't condemn them.

Stuff like that annoys me just as much as the people who brag about it.
However, you have a long thumb. Is it a hitchhikers?

Edit: -- Wait a minute. Didn't you post something about smoking cigars the other day?  

[Status Quo Joe]

The Mighty Z-Rex

See, while I don't partake of such things myself I also don't condemn them.

Stuff like that annoys me just as much as the people who brag about it.
However, you have a long thumb. Is it a hitchhikers?

Edit: -- Wait a minute. Didn't you post something about smoking cigars the other day?

Sí señor.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

See, while I don't partake of such things myself I also don't condemn them.

Stuff like that annoys me just as much as the people who brag about it.
However, you have a long thumb. Is it a hitchhikers?

Edit: -- Wait a minute. Didn't you post something about smoking cigars the other day?

xD
So I've one cigar.

>_>; Shame on me none-the-less.

And my thumb is long, yes. Not hitchhikers. All my fingers are really long. >_>;  

[Status Quo Joe]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

See, while I don't partake of such things myself I also don't condemn them.

Stuff like that annoys me just as much as the people who brag about it.
However, you have a long thumb. Is it a hitchhikers?

Edit: -- Wait a minute. Didn't you post something about smoking cigars the other day?

xD
So I've one cigar.

>_>; Shame on me none-the-less.

And my thumb is long, yes. Not hitchhikers. All my fingers are really long. >_>;

Once talking to my Ex.[My G/f at the time]
I was all like "You can't tell me you Don't masturbate"
and she explained all her Christian beliefs.
A friend of mine walks up.
and Says "Hadley can't masturbate her fingers are too short, Only girls with Long fingers can masturbate, well actually they can just do it better, climax faster etc. but you get the point"
I couldn't stop laughing  

[Killer Zeit]

TEH ANARCHYZ

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

See, while I don't partake of such things myself I also don't condemn them.

Stuff like that annoys me just as much as the people who brag about it.
However, you have a long thumb. Is it a hitchhikers?

Edit: -- Wait a minute. Didn't you post something about smoking cigars the other day?

xD
So I've one cigar.

>_>; Shame on me none-the-less.

And my thumb is long, yes. Not hitchhikers. All my fingers are really long. >_>;

Once talking to my Ex.[My G/f at the time]
I was all like "You can't tell me you Don't masturbate"
and she explained all her Christian beliefs.
A friend of mine walks up.
and Says "Hadley can't masturbate her fingers are too short, Only girls with Long fingers can masturbate, well actually they can just do it better, climax faster etc. but you get the point"
I couldn't stop laughing

rofl