Favorite BAAAAAD dub line?

[Jueru]

Let's face it, Sailor Moon's dub, while ultimately resposnible for bringing in viewers, really wasn't that great. Do you have dub memories that have stayed with you through the years? Perhaps it's a mispronounciation, a name change, or even a gender change! Post your favorite cheesy dub goodies here!

Here's a classic line from SMS
"Riddle me this Batman"-Haruka-I mean AMARA says to Michelle.
and what about
"As if I'd let a witch like you have it! Check it out!"-says the remarkably out-of-chracter TRISTA.
and don't forget Dr.Tomoe's games of Twister
"EEE! OOH! UMPH! AAH!"-poor little children everywhere were subjected to Mimette's wretched...erm...noises.
and of course,
"Pluto deadly SCCREEEEEAAAMM!!!!"  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

*convulses and dies*

It's just... too.. painful.. burning_eyes  

[chibihotachan]

I have to admit I loved some of Rayes insults to Serena "You're a lazy, donut-snorting coachpotato." or "You've got meatballs on the sides of your head to go with the spaghetti inside!" Or when Jupiter asked Sailor Moon if she was ok and she replied "Yeah, but the big ugly thing isn't". Just cracked me up.  

[Henshin green]

in the first few episodes Mercury would add "or some junk" at the end of random lines...it's not done a whole lot but everytime it happens I just crack up...it just seems sooo out of character xd  

[Jueru]

Hazboi

in the first few episodes Mercury would add "or some junk" at the end of random lines...it's not done a whole lot but everytime it happens I just crack up...it just seems sooo out of character xd

lol I seem to remember 'Michelle' saying "He's one serious dude" once. That's out of character too. Oh cruel dubbers, why do you mutilate our characters so! rofl  

[Lady Regina Jane]

They all say "as if" waaay too much.  

[candycanecutie14]

I just giggle at most of them because they're so cheesey. >.<  

[Luamervara]

T.T And they ruined Tuxie's speeches so HORRENDOUSLY  

[Forever Michiru]

I laugh everytime... everytime I hear it....

And In the Name of the Moon, I'll (WE'll) punish you!

I don't know why... But I find it so funny.

Oh and when they find out Haruka's a girl in a male uniform.
That main section makes me laugh so hard.  

[kawaiibunny3]

"Go bleach your roots, creep!" ~Mercury to Kunzite(Malacite)  

[Forever Michiru]

Oh ya! That one is great!  

[zombiemoof]

Honestly, TONSS of things they
say crack me up.

I LOVEE how theyre sayings
are so 90s'!!

Everything they say is totally something
that would have been said in the 90s', hence
the series was created in the 90s'.

Ex:
Meatballhead, twerp, creep, as if,
etc.

 

[Syndrama]

Serena: "You're freakin me!!!"

When I heard that for the first time... I was all gonk

Did they even know what the HELL that word MEANS!?!?!?! Even in the early 90s?!!?  

[chibihotachan]

kawaiibunny3

"Go bleach your roots, creep!" ~Mercury to Kunzite(Malacite)

That was pure funny.

I can't handle the whole"Me? Serena? The Moon Princess? Like even."  

[candycanecutie14]

Oh and, the one episode with the weird mimicking monkey thing and the Amazon Quartet. Where the little girl wants to be like mars.

Mars: "Mars Flame Sniper!"
Monkey: "Mars Flame Shooter!"
Mars: "Ugh! Don't you dare mimick me!"
Venush: "Sailor Mars! Don't do it! You'll be mimicked!"

Lol. I always coem out with a sarcastic, "Gasp!" when she says that!