*cue the mutiny*

[Celdia]

I think its called Vice Captain. Still am as I recall.  

[Oldbushie]

*nibbles on the croquet hoops*  

[phlipp]

Croquet hoops? When did those get put in? You know, I think those would be a lot more interesting if they were on fire, don't you? *fire-wings flash higher and hotter for a moment*  

[Oldbushie]

Now we have to get some gerbils to run through the flaming hoops! surprised  

[Celdia]

Oldbushie

Now we have to get some gerbils to run through the flaming hoops! surprised

I thought Naka left Gaia....  

[phlipp]

Ouch, not even able to defend himself.  

[Celdia]

You say that like its a new development.  

[phlipp]

*ponders* Good point. But still, poor non-present Gerbil-Naka.  

[Oldbushie]

Sometimes I spot Naka online, but he's very sneaky... ninja  

[phlipp]

Lurkers will be caught, blamed without a chance to defend themselves, pantsed, shot with a paintball gun, and then set on fire.

Considering that's what we seem to do most often in here on a daily (yearly?) basis.  

[Celdia]

Yes. Consistency! That's the key to running a good lemonade stand.  

[phlipp]

Lemonade? I thought we were selling grog? *sniffs the "lemonade"* Oh, I see...

P.S. I feel like that needs to become an official Oddball Guild sign. Or motto. Or something.  

[Celdia]

Our official motto is "This guild is dead. It is cheese. Breath and wind. It is cheese."  

[phlipp]

"Breath and wind. It is cheese"? What?  

[Celdia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wkZfq86kgY

Go watch Boston Legal.