Why the guy above you should be arrested

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for conspiracy to commit pornography.  

[master_maji]

^ was arrested and charged for helping make two girls one cup  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for hiring underage heifers to work in his stripper clubs.

 

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for posting videos of under age heifers stripping on the internet.  

[master_maji]

^ was arrested for selling bestiality porn  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for running an animal escort service.  

[Henneth Annun]

^was arrested for selling esplosive statues of Kali to seniors  

[Veruniel]

Playing ukulele in the nude while sprawled on a public park bench!  

[screwed pixie]

^was arrested for placing thumbtacks on the public park benches..........  

[Veruniel]

Ow!

^was arrested for coating the park pigeons in syrup.  

[master_maji]

^ was arrested for putting lye on the grass in a public park  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for smoking grass in the park  

[Veruniel]

^was arrested for selling dope to little old ladies from Pasadena.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for giving one of those kind old ladies a wedgie.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for screwing tinkerbell