new guild join please

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oh then your safe  

[funtime_laceration]

No...i'm not...such evil birds flocking here every winter i'm in TEXAS!
i wake up to find an invasion on my front yard man...THE CROWS THE BIRDS THEY CALL FOR THE!
They want my stash i tell ya BUT THEY AINT GET'N NONE
they have to pay first
....
Stupid birds always taking a dump on my car
Grrr....  

[flash041]

lol  

[funtime_laceration]

LAUGH AT ME ALL YOU WANT
But know this!
'twas not the birds that mocked me!
IT!
WAS!
GOD!  

[flash041]

i believe it  

[funtime_laceration]

Tis true  

[flash041]

yup  

[funtime_laceration]

they demolished the lawn gnomes  

[flash041]

i thought the underwear gnomes did that  

[funtime_laceration]

hrmph  

[Dark Vampyric]

what was this about underwear
<.< ninja  

[funtime_laceration]

No this was about the evil birds attacking my front lawn during winter  

[flash041]

it happens  

[funtime_laceration]

all the time  

[flash041]

they attacked my town too it was sacry