King of the Hill game

[shadowdragon3141]

((inside joke. of course roger gets it XD))

puts out fire and puts hand over your shoulder, walking you over to a sign saying "this property belongs to merridy". i smile at you evily and throw my fist into your face before building a fence around my hill.

of course i say sorry to you after i build the fence. fighting is bad!  

[Link34613]

I annoy you out of your hill by posting horrible rp grammar (remember this post tim?) *rip* *stab* *bleeds* dead

I take the hill while you run to get away from the madness XD

My hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

i come back, panting from the long run and try to hit you but since i'm so tired it just ends up in a feelbe swipe at the air. instead i just do an over-the-shoulder throw on you and then claim my hill agian.  

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I make a toast launcher, and with it I make a batch of irresisteble waffle toast that I hurl at you. You are blindsided by its awesome taste that you go home to make your own. I take the hill

My hill
yay for waffle toast  

[shadowdragon3141]

i eat my waffle toast savouring its waffley toasty goodness then i make a fluff cookie launcher, come back to the hill and fire fluff cookies at you. overcome by their delicious taste you notice i've attatched the recipies for them to the cookies so you go home to make a batch of fluff cookies.

my hill.
mini chocolate chip shortbread cookies are better than fluff cookies but they're still good.  

[wolfleaf]

"oh yeah" i use my sickness to made you all sick and die....lol my hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

((you're sick?))

k how 'bout no killing please. this is one of the main reasons why i got frustrated and started over last time.

i didn't die but i had to stay in bed for a while. i got better, gave you some cold medicine and sent you home so you wouldn't infect anyone else.  

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I poured a huge vat of melted cheese (the cheese is cooled though so no one suffers burns) down the side of the hill, which makes a huge tsunami that carries you all away from the hill

My hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

i get a giant vacuum to clean up the cheese and what do you know i accidently sucked up everyone else into the vacuum too so i'm all alone to claim the hill.
my hill.  

[Link34613]

the cheese turns out to be too much for the vacuum to handle and it explodes. The resulting blast sends everyone, including you, in different directions, I just so happen to land on the hill, I take it for my own

My hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

i mail you pre-paid tickets to winnipeg to see me but as you're in the plane a huge hurricane blows me back to the hill. sorry but the hill stays mine.  

[wolfleaf]

i take the hill
"my hill" i say as i run away with the hill  

[shadowdragon3141]

((excuse me while i try and stop laughing to that *takes a few breaths* okay i'm good now))

but i trip you before you can take it anywhere and i catch the hill before it can go flying. i bring it home, put it in an extra security container and hire a TRUSTWORTHY guard to make sure no one steals it.
my hill.  

[Nia Sephora]

I....
Call pyramid head.
You get pwnd. Pyramid head is now hill head.  

[shadowdragon3141]

I call Lennie over and tell him that Pyramid Head just hurt George.

my hill.