Corrupted wishes - The only place to be evil!

[Noii]

(Rabies! For really!? No, squirrles can't carry rabies. I know, 'cause I got bit by one and we looked it up and they die from rabies like THAT)

Granted! Only you get cancer instead. :3
I wish I had extra arms so I could do lot of things at once.  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but you can't find any clothes to wear anymore that fit all your arms.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid here in summers and cold and icy in the winters here.  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!
But then it just freezes over where you live to an unlivable degree. Dx

I wish I could sing in the choir again in church.  

[Waltz With Wrath]

Granted! But your vocal chords go awry and you sound awful in front of tons of people. x.x

I wish I had a better memory. -__-;;  

[Noii]

Granted! But then you remember every second of everyday, and your brain fills up to the point where it can't hold any more and you turn into a vegetable.
Your family agrees to take you off life support after fourteen years. gonk

I wish... oh man, I wish I had a wish. D:  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted! But then it quickly leaves your mind, and you forget it! Oh noes!

I wish my boyfriend wouldn't get so bitchy sometimes. <__<  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but then be becomes too nice and obsessive, and you have to get a restraining order for your own protection.

I wish I could go on vacation somewhere out of town.  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but it's a ghetto somewhere in New Jersey.
No offense to any New Jerseyites.

I wish I could actually sleep in sometime during my summer vacation.

 

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but next time you wake up, school started again and you're late the first day.

I wish I had psychic powers!  

[d i m i r h e x]

Wish granted!
But then you get scared from reading someone's powers, and you become cursed. Dx

I wish I could meet Team Ninja!  

[xKirst]

Granted!
But their ninja-ness is so awesome that your brain can't cope. This mentally retards you and leaves you as an invalid.
Enjoy the ninjas.

I wish it would stop raining =/  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but then all the water gets stuck in the air, and it becomes a thick cloud of fog instead.  

[AnacinCross]

...granted, but the consequence is equally missing.

I wish I didn't break my favourite guitar pick...>_<.  

[sawmyfoot]

Granted! You just break the guitar instead O:
I wish I wasn't so clumsy.  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted but then someone else close to you becomes clumsy and ruins things for you.

I wish I would stop forgetting to put wishes down. crying