Corrupt a Wish 2

[The_Hbot]

Granted, [sperm joke omitted]

I wish that I could think of a wish.  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, but you can only think of disturbing unwishable wishes that scar you for life.

I wish that I was at my house right now.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, but it is on fire. So are you.

I wish for a Squenix remake of Legend of Dragoon. That would be EPIC!!!1!11!!!  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but you're the only one who likes it twisted
I wish I had an iPod Nano(8GB) cool  

[justamoose]

Granted, but someone mugs you on your way home from Dunkin' Donuts and takes your new ipod.

I wish I didn't have to go to college in order to be successful  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, you become a slut to get successful. (Oh, no he didn't!) You better freakin' believe I did!

JK, you're my best friend, remember?

I wish for KH3 to be ported over to the 360.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but for some strange reason the game plays exactly like battletoads.

I wish I had a bowl of rice. 3nodding  

[rainuken]

Granted, but it isn't cooked.

I wish the GTS was working properly.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now everyone wants a level 9 or under Mew again.

I wish I had my own epic background music.  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but it's really loud, so you lose your hearing.

I wish more people liked the color green.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now you catch on a rare green fire and everyone watches memorized as you burn away.

I wish I could solo Landshark.  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but you can only solo that song ONLY!
I wish I could turn invisible twisted  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you're only invisible to yourself. Everyone else sees you just fine. twisted

I wish there was more holidays in the year.  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but all you can do during those holidays is stay in your room with nothing to do twisted
I wish I could travel through and control time! twisted  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you get into a freak accident when escaping your ex for, i don't know, the hundrenth time and get fused with her.

I wish that Gaia wouldn't go so slow on my home computer.