Once upon a time there was an ugly barancle, he was so ugly they put him in the hall of fame for being able to hit the world's greatest baseball average and beating Mike Tyson in 1982 with his supa ninja skills which shortly after he used to win Miss USA by disgusing himself as a women then using the Miss USA money to rule over all of Jupiter which he made the extinct mutant Dodo birds of mars to create mountains of two by four rolls of toilet paper which he used to take over the moon and establish moon colonies of doom which are currently bulding the doomsday ray that will smother the earth in the demon that is known as bananas.
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