Ruin My Wish game

[Earth Sensei]

Granted now the fish sits on u and has gained 400 pounds

I wish all my dreams come true

 

[JTN]

Granted... Even the really disturbing one when you [expletive deleted] your mom in her [expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted] ... over and over and over and over again. gonk


I wish rude-greasy-fake-tan-euro-trash-wannabe-douchebags were outlawed on penalty of extreme tortuous butt trauma.  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted but for some reason a person declared u rude-greasy-fake-tan-euro-trash-wannabe-douchebag and u were given death immediately without a trial

I wish I could breath underwater and on land  

[Mystical Prodigy]

Granted! but scientist find you and use you for experiments to test if they can breathe underwater.

I wish i had a talking and dancing gecko.  

[ConsummateCaricature]

Granted!! You get your gecko with high enough intelligence to talk and dance, but it soon learns other things, plots to take over the world, and kills man-kind.


I wish i had a sack of oranges to beat someone with.  

[JTN]

Granted... But the person you target for the beating wishes for a loaded shotgun.


I wish I could grow a full beard. sad  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted u now have a small tuft of hair on ur chin and then it yawns and says I'm stuffed

I wish I could walk on water  

[JTN]

Granted. Your newly altered molecular structure allows you to walk on water... but taking a shower will now easily kill you.


I wish college wasn't so damn expensive.  

[Eisenkrieger]

but then hobos take over harvard by force


i wish i had thought of something i forgot in a way that i could remember it. if that makes any sense  

[JTN]

Granted. But now you live in a constant state of déjà vu, but the party really starts when you have to remember if have to poop.


I wish the naked girls walking around here would put some damn clothes on... No, wait!... not that... I wish that they'd order me a pizza. whee  

[Mystical Prodigy]

GRANTEDD! but the pizza is posioned

i wish for a smurf
 

[michibane]

GRANTED!
But he drives you crazy with all the happiness

I wish I could hang out with my friends today  

[engineer-of-doom]

Granted, but hanging out includes helping them paint a house in the 100 degree heat.

I wish I had a new car.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Granted, but now it's scrap pieces after a major freeway accident!

I wish to speak Hylian!  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but your the only one who does, so only you understand what your saying!

i wish i had a free boxload of active, unused gaia cash cards.
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