Galactic Travel and Information Help Desk (RP help)

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Seeing as how Imperius lost Selkisto to the Jedi, Rohsan is not cooperating and Cale hates "Jedi", I have no hitmen save for insubordinate Drako.  

[Nelowulf]

Hey, Evil doesn't do well for company.

I mean, you really don't have much in the way of complaints though. Selk destroys ships faster than a turbolaser, Cale just hates both sides, and the new guy just doesn't like you.

But, you have a lord, a knight, and an apprentice, whereas I have only two padawans and meself, while juggling many tasks of training, searching, and all around sleuthing.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Cale Darksun

crying Im sorry! but rest assured, Cale Darksun shall return, and he'll be as roguish as ever, and moreso!
this gives you folks plenty of time to hide your wallets, wives and daughters.

what if my daughter is a whale and i don't seem to have a wife, and my wallet, being one of my most prized possessions as it holds money, is always secure?  

[Nospai Deathous]

Nelowulf

I mean, you really don't have much in the way of complaints though. Selk

i don't get it, does /everyone/ have blatant dislike of Selkisto?  

[Nelowulf]

Nospai Deathous

Nelowulf

I mean, you really don't have much in the way of complaints though. Selk

i don't get it, does /everyone/ have blatant dislike of Selkisto?

You didn't read the rest.

I'm saying FP can't complain.

Hence,

I mean, you really don't have much in the way of complaints though. STOP
Selk goes through ships like toilet paper. STOP
Etcetera. STOP

Nothing hatred about selk. only the fact that he seems to be crashing more than usual lately.  

[Nospai Deathous]

when has he crashed before?  

[Nelowulf]

my point.

# ships crashed so far: 1
# shipts owned so far: 2

Crashing rate: 50%

Where it was... 0%  

[Nospai Deathous]

but that was because we all needed to go to geonosis... i thought that was a rule, is it not? and there was no other viable reason for him to land on the planet. besides, it is the techs' fault.

and it seems you're a little confused... Selk is in his B-Wing, in the air, flying.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Damn IE. stupid double posts.  

[Sol Walker]

Nospai Deathous

Cale Darksun

crying Im sorry! but rest assured, Cale Darksun shall return, and he'll be as roguish as ever, and moreso!
this gives you folks plenty of time to hide your wallets, wives and daughters.

what if my daughter is a whale and i don't seem to have a wife, and my wallet, being one of my most prized possessions as it holds money, is always secure?

then I beat you up and take your wallet. or just gamble and cheat you out of your wallet.  

[Nospai Deathous]

...you didn''t get that reference at all.  

[Sol Walker]

Nospai Deathous

...you didn''t get that reference at all.

of course I did, crabby. I just decided not to acknowledge it.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Cale Darksun

Nospai Deathous

...you didn''t get that reference at all.

of course I did, crabby. I just decided not to acknowledge it.

...>.>  

[AFK Masturbating]

I seem to be a bit fuzzy regarding what Kothlis is like. Anyone have a heads up on that? I'm picturing a space battle akin to the beginning of Ep 3.
And, I'm pleased that Shards is now open, and will be jumping in soon 3nodding  

[Sol Walker]

Kothlis has three moons and a thin asteroid belt.Its semitropical.