HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[Lieutenant Turel]

*bows* anytime Madame  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Now for Kain's.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Are you going to interview all of my brethren?  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Possibly. xD  

[Rahab the Fourth Son]

I am not a pansy Turel!  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

8D Aaah! Lord Rahab! If I could a moment of your time. Care to do an exclusive interview for Circle of 9 News Network! 8D  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

It's very professional and no falsities shall be produced from it. Please say yush? :3

Merrival: *brings in a basket of soaps and bath products* 8D Reee?  

[Rahab the Fourth Son]

Um. ok? Sounds fine with me  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Great! Over pm's all right with you?  

[Rahab the Fourth Son]

Madame...Turel and I have the same main. You can do it there....the way you did him  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Live from Circle of 9 News Network, bringing you the best damn news in Nosgoth...Here is MADAME HATTER!

>___> good evening. I'm Madame Hatter. You're probably wondering why I'm in a dress and my date is a little blonde child. Well, it's that time of year again. My main has decided it's time for me to get down with being...girly and not just 'business woman girly' So here I am...in a dress...

Mortanius and Sullivan: *on the floor rolling with laughter*

D8< GET THE ******** BACK UP OR I'LL MURDERLIZE YOU BOTH!

Mortanius: owO *sits up*

Sullivan: I brought your lip gloss like you asked...
*punches him in the gut* D<

Sullivan: >o< Huogh! *falls over*


Now...the evening news report...everyone here has made some new years resolutions I hope...here's some of our News Casts' resolutions.

Sullivan has decided to try and go back to his anger management classes. >____> We'll see how long that lasts.

Sullivan: D8< SHUT UP!


Mortanius has decided he's going to try and eat less junk food...he's getting up there and I'm pretty sure his end is near pretty soon.

Mortanius: D< My age is not up for discussion!

My New Years Resolution is to eat healthier, drink more tea, and cook my dinner more.

Merrival has decided he's going to try and be naughty once in a while-

*grapefruits go flying into the air*

Merrival: D< Ree!!

And Pianoface-

Pianoface: I'm going to begin speaking more fluently now. Because normally I do not speak. >w>

O______________________O Yes...Pianoface does speak perfect English.

Pianoface: >w< *rrrr*

<___< Well that's all the news we have to offer this evening on New Years Resoltuions we'll get back to you later this evening and tomorrow.  

[Sei and Jeff]

*claps* Yay! A CNN report!  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Yes it is indeed. o.o OH! Merrival's gaining in the cuteness department.

Sullivan: D8< DA HELL?!  

[Rahab the Fourth Son]

Main and her mules who have visited this thread voted for Merrival  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: *glare* Obviously...

Sit. *smacks with newspaper*

Sullivan: D<