Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

'cause you burnt my death note.  

[Monster_Under_Yo_Bed]

Because you didn't get me a death note  

[xXiMay]

Because you had an ugly style. xD (just kidding but thts wut i can think of rite now. )  

[SeymourHiney]

Because you're a ball buster.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

'cause you tried to kill me  

[jambajay777]

cause u never wear shoes and ur feet stink!!!!!  

[--Untoten Kase--]

CUZ YOU SAID I LOOK LIKE MILEY CYRUS!!! scream scream scream  

[killer-wolf-kun]

(thats cruel)

you took my keys  

[keep it creepy]

Cause you tried to make me give up my other men.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

You threw a rock at me and i almost bled to death stressed  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

because you stole my rock  

[--Untoten Kase--]

cuz i don't want it up the butt every night... <_< >_>  

[--Untoten Kase--]

stan330

(thats cruel)

you took my keys

xD i know.... twisted  

[SeymourHiney]

Because I got tired of guiding you around the house all the time.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

'cause you tried to rip my ears off *pokes cat ears* =_=