Raziel's Reviews

[QhaZomb]

And I can't remember the exact address for the site.

Nevermind... >_>;

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I've seen death proof recently, so I could review that, but I haven't seen Planet Terror in a while, so, yeah.  

[QhaZomb]

I love the minibike scene. I cracked up when I first saw that. XD

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I don't remember that. sweatdrop  

[QhaZomb]

It was when they all got into whatever cars they
could find and headed out through the zombie mob.

They guy who Cherry slept with rode the nurse's kid's minibike.
It looked so silly. And I think he was even shooting zombies while
riding on that tiny little bike, which provided even more lolz.

 

[Queen Sarafina]

I just found the scene, lol xD  

[QhaZomb]

Ooo, where?

 

[Queen Sarafina]

On youtube. Just search for Planet Terror mini bike scene  

[QhaZomb]

Love love LOVE that scene~

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

What time is it? Well, besides being far too early for my tastes, it's time for Raziel's Reviews. Yay.

As per request, today we'll be taking a look at The Last House on The Left remake.

...

Really, what movie isn't a remake these days? If it's not a remake, it's either based off of a videogame or book. I just can't wait for the Lovely Bones movie, because, you know, everyone just loved reading that during secondary school.

Alright, moving right along before you all drown in the sarcasm that's dripping off of me.

The Last House on the Left is a 2009 American horror film that follows parents Emma and John (Monica Potter and Tony Goldwyn) who attempt to get revenge on a group of strangers that have taken shelter at their home, and whom they learn have shot and raped their daughter and left her for dead.

To Wikipedia's my knowledge, in the original movie, they actually kill the daughter and the parents discover this via her bloody clothes in the killers' luggage and one of the murderers wearing her daughters necklace. I find the remake's way of the parents discovering what happened to their daughter much more satisfying.

In the remake, the daughter manages to escape her assailants and shows up barely alive on her parents doorstep. They still include the necklace bit, sure, but what's great is that the girl's dad is a doctor... not that it takes a surgeon to figure out that's someone's been shot and raped, but trust me, by the end of this movie, you'll see that a doctor's vengeance is quite terrifying... yet strangely gratifying~

Not only that, but he's a father. It's not until you have little fledglings of your own that you can truly understand what's going through these parents' minds as they discover that the people staying in their home have shot and raped his little girl. Having God knows what happened to my fledglings, yes, I could relate - and by Elder God, I was baying for those monsters' blood nearly the whole entire movie. I especially got into it when you find the parents looking regardfully at sharp objects, probably just imagining how they would use them to exact their bloody vengeance of those bastards. I'm a gore-whore and a creative, vindictive mind, so yes, I enjoyed these scenes very much~

The only part I really didn't like was the rape scene. I don't know if it's just the unrated version that's like this, but really, did it have to be so long? I may not be a woman, but my main certainly is, and the first time she watched that scene, it made her squeeze her thighs together and wince. Even I was uncomfortable... then again, I get raped by PH on a regular basis, so I can empathize. So, the second time we watched it, we just skipped the scene. Although, similar to Moebius dancing around naked, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

The guild was running low on it, so look what I picked up at the store~

 

[QhaZomb]

Lil Raziel

Even I was uncomfortable... then again, I get raped by PH on a regular basis, so I can empathize.

~<3

Also, the fact that you mentioned the father was a doctor
makes me wonder what Nathan Wallace would do in this position.

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Kitty Zombie

Lil Raziel

Even I was uncomfortable... then again, I get raped by PH on a regular basis, so I can empathize.

~<3

Also, the fact that you mentioned the father was a doctor
makes me wonder what Nathan Wallace would do in this position.

My main was actually thinking the same thing.

It wouldn't be pretty... but it would be quite awesome.  

[Azumith the Planner]

I've always thought that all doctors might be slightly sadistic in order to WANT to go into a profession where they have to cut into living people or stab them with needles or whatever...

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

*pops in* Hiya everyone! 8D *wave wave*

Sullivan: -3- *ish muzzled and on one of those leashes that some parents keep their kids on* Murfle raggle ruff....

It's okay. He won't bite.

Merrival: *has brought a basket of muffins* :3 Ree ree.

Pianoface: 8D Behold! *holds up a pair of Turel's pants that were given to him* *throws them ont he ground* PANTS ON THE GROUND!

>o< *face palm*  

[QhaZomb]

Lil Raziel

Kitty Zombie

Lil Raziel

Even I was uncomfortable... then again, I get raped by PH on a regular basis, so I can empathize.

~<3

Also, the fact that you mentioned the father was a doctor
makes me wonder what Nathan Wallace would do in this position.

My main was actually thinking the same thing.

It wouldn't be pretty... but it would be quite awesome.

Most certainly.