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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:25 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:19 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:27 pm
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Morbid humor alert! MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES BLAHBLAHBLAH.
A man is in the waiting room of a hospital while his wife is giving birth. The doctor rushes out and shouts, "Quick, you've got to see this!" They run back to the room and the doctor exclaims, "Your baby can fly! Look!" The doctor picks up the baby and drops it, and it lands with a thunk. The father looks on in horror.
"No, really!" says the doctor, and he throws the baby once again.
"He can fly, I swear!" he says as he dashes the baby against the wall. The father can hear bones snapping.
"He can fly, look!" The doctor throws the baby out a window, where it lands where a bloody splatter. The father strangles the doctor. The doctor laughs.
"Just kidding, he was stillborn!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:05 pm
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Tragic Christmas Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:33 pm
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*eats le scone* Rei luffs teh scones.
Hey! My avatar is doing that scary "avatar switcharoo" that was happening during the ball! AGAIN!! I thought it'd ended. >O
Another lifer bitched at me about fetus cookies on a different forum. =/
Sure, if they think it's unfunny, or offensive or something, they're welcome to tell me "Please, let's try and change the topic," or "Could you not do that, it makes me uncomfortable" or whatever. And if I like them as a debator, I'll probably even do it.
But please, "HOMG HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT THAT ITS DISGUSTING EEW! YOU SICKO TO JOKE ABOUT FETUSES."
Yup, that's really going to make me want to stop.
There are Holocaust jokes. There are dead baby jokes. There are dead puppies killed by cooking in microwave-jokes. There are fetus-cookie jokes. Some people are offended by some to all of these. Some people are not offended in the least by any of them. I happen to not be offended by most of them, except the occasional Holocaust joke which I find unfunny.
But bejeezus. I hardly see why if someone else find dead baby/dead puppy jokes sucky, because they're part of PETA, or have lost a child, or something, why anyone who makes one is instantly immature, or brain deficient, or something. Same with fetus jokes. >|
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:52 pm
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Reinna Astarel *eats le scone* Rei luffs teh scones. Hey! My avatar is doing that scary "avatar switcharoo" that was happening during the ball! AGAIN!! I thought it'd ended. >O Another lifer bitched at me about fetus cookies on a different forum. =/ Sure, if they think it's unfunny, or offensive or something, they're welcome to tell me "Please, let's try and change the topic," or "Could you not do that, it makes me uncomfortable" or whatever. And if I like them as a debator, I'll probably even do it. But please, "HOMG HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT THAT ITS DISGUSTING EEW! YOU SICKO TO JOKE ABOUT FETUSES." Yup, that's really going to make me want to stop. There are Holocaust jokes. There are dead baby jokes. There are dead puppies killed by cooking in microwave-jokes. There are fetus-cookie jokes. Some people are offended by some to all of these. Some people are not offended in the least by any of them. I happen to not be offended by most of them, except the occasional Holocaust joke which I find unfunny. But bejeezus. I hardly see why if someone else find dead baby/dead puppy jokes sucky, because they're part of PETA, or have lost a child, or something, why anyone who makes one is instantly immature, or brain deficient, or something. Same with fetus jokes. >| They have oatmeal in them, jus' so yas know.
It irritates me even more when they know there are going to be jokes. It's like mothers who get upset that there was, oh gods, sex, cartoon nudity, language, and all kinds of other stuff on, say, South Park when there was warning before the show. If you keep watching it after your warned, you deserve watcha get.
For some reason, it strikes me as a bit hypocritical. Sicko, sure, but immature? Mmm, I think that's the person who can't click the little X in the corner of the screen.
I wish I'd stayed at the ball longer and gotten a spiffy G belt buckle. ;__;
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:02 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:15 am
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xenerayx LadyInWhite Hmmm... oki. Anyway, back to the fun Like, wouldn't it be easier if we could lay eggs? biggrin Eggs = Breakfast! Hooray! ahem... not chicken eggs... xp * points and snickers at comments*
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:59 am
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LadyInWhite xenerayx LadyInWhite Hmmm... oki. Anyway, back to the fun Like, wouldn't it be easier if we could lay eggs? biggrin Eggs = Breakfast! Hooray! ahem... not chicken eggs... xp * points and snickers at comments* Aw, add a little butter and it'll taste just the same.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:48 pm
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sybex Shark LadyInWhite xenerayx LadyInWhite Hmmm... oki. Anyway, back to the fun Like, wouldn't it be easier if we could lay eggs? biggrin Eggs = Breakfast! Hooray! ahem... not chicken eggs... xp * points and snickers at comments* Aw, add a little butter and it'll taste just the same. hehe... yea i suppose so... imagine popping out eggs... O.o
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