Rokstrin
My fursona is an Anthropomorphic Peanut-butter and Jelly Sandwich with magical powers that allow me to remain tasty and fresh at all times and instantly regenerate myself if eaten in any part. The only reason I can't solve world hunger myself is because I can't be everywhere at once to allow the masses to feast on my sticky yet delicious filling.
Attempts to clone myself or encourage continued regeneration in limbs that have been removed have failed, but I have a secret task-force of ex-FBI agents working around the clock to continue the research.
My fetishes include tossing salad, sloshing, and I have a bit of a bondage fetish and enjoy asphyxiation as long as it's done with a zip-lock bag. I'm not currently in a relationship but I was casually makin bacon with a bunch of fruity nuts down the street, up until a month ago when things went sour. Seems there was some drama and for a while everyone was walking on eggshells, but after much wine-ing was done they all went their separate ways and are now just letting the matter ferment.
I do want to apologize in advance if anyone finds this post to be inflammatory, it was never my intent to troll or flame anyone and I was just having fun.
Attempts to clone myself or encourage continued regeneration in limbs that have been removed have failed, but I have a secret task-force of ex-FBI agents working around the clock to continue the research.
My fetishes include tossing salad, sloshing, and I have a bit of a bondage fetish and enjoy asphyxiation as long as it's done with a zip-lock bag. I'm not currently in a relationship but I was casually makin bacon with a bunch of fruity nuts down the street, up until a month ago when things went sour. Seems there was some drama and for a while everyone was walking on eggshells, but after much wine-ing was done they all went their separate ways and are now just letting the matter ferment.
I do want to apologize in advance if anyone finds this post to be inflammatory, it was never my intent to troll or flame anyone and I was just having fun.
I love you.