Crix Madine Facts

[Nospai Deathous]

The highest difficulty setting in BF 2 isn't "Hard." It's below "Crix Madine." The highest difficulty setting is "Crix Madine out to own your a**."

no one has beaten the game on the 'Crix Madine' difficulty.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are known as "the islands".  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine gave General Veers wedgies back in their Academy days.  

[Missing00]

Vader didnt cut off Luke's hand, Crix Madine did.  

[elvisnake]

Crix Madine has only two speeds. Walk and Kill.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine does not die; he waits in a coffin.  

[NickCpointless]

Crix Madine could have killed vader and palpatine but thay would be a waste of his energy  

[Darkened Angel]

When the unstoppable bullet hits the unbreakable shield, the paradox is defeated when Crix Madine stops the bullets and breaks the shield himself with a simple roundhouse kick.  

[Nelowulf]

DA can only take her clothes off if Crix wishes it. Otherwise, she finds herself compulsively putting on layers.  

[elvisnake]

Nelowulf

DA can only take her clothes off if Crix wishes it. Otherwise, she finds herself compulsively putting on layers.

This being so, Crix always wants DA to take her clothes off.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine can disrobe a woman in three nanoseconds.  

[elvisnake]

When the Borg tried to assimilate Crix Madine, they failed and were so scared of his revenge, they ran all the way to the 24th century.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine is the only thing in the universe that can assimilate the Borg.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine does not teabag; He potato sacks.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine inhails spin sealed tibana gas to cure his nasal congestion.