most annoying questions(agian)

[bellsouth12345]

((I got this one as a freshman when I wore a green sorta naturish shirt wish fishnet sleeves))

Q: Are you a gothic tree nymph or something?

A: Yeah sure

Q: Can you bend tree branches?

A: Yeah, and then they snap

((And this one I got from my mom))

Q: Why don't you have many straight friends?

A: I have straight friends, they're just all girls  

[GreedsLittleEdo]

the one I usually get the most is, "Why do you dress like that?". But I get alot of what everyone else said, course i usually ask them, "why do you dress up like a slutty whore" Or "If you wanna play a game of b***h, I'll win it for sure.." Usually shut's them right up.  

[AcidDropper]

Why do you wear your make-up like that?
Why would you hurt yourself like that? [[piercings]]
Do you like Marilyn Manson?
Jesus will light your way if you accept him, dont you know that?
How can you sleep at night?
Dont you ever go in sunlight [[sunburned at the time]]
are you emo?
are you goth?
Do you worship Satan?
Why cant you look pretty for once?

stare dipshits  

[AcidDropper]

Mina Lilith

"Why don't u ever talk?" (cause u never shut up and i want to keep the universe in balance)

rofl I am so using ur comback if i get asked that!!!  

[Omega_Dragoon_Wolff]

So far I have gotten (In the order of most to least):

Why are you so smart? (I pay attention)
Why don't you belive in God/Jesus? (Doesn't make sense to me)
Why are you so cold? (I'm not, I just look to serious at times)
Are you an atheist? (Nope, Agnostic w/Atheistic tendencies)
What's your problem? (When I have done nothing to them)
Why do you dress in dark colors? (Because I can!!!!!!)


Theres more but I'm not going to post them, for lack of translating skills (Ebonics to English)  

[anime_freak777]

1)Are you "gawfic"?
2)Are you going to put a spell on me?
3)Why don't dress like everybody else?
4)Do you believe in God?
5)Are you a satanist?
6)Do you like "that H.I.M dude"?
7)Are you a punk rocker?
cool You can be so pretty,why do have to be Goth?
9)Why do you wear all black?  

[Satan on Speed]

1. "Are you goth?" "Are you a dumbass?"
2. "Why are you so pale?" "I don't want skin cancer, thanks."
3. "Why are you goth?" "Why are you a dirty slut/dumbass?"
4. "Do you beleive in god?" "I grew out of imaginary friends a long time ago." ((No offense to any believers here.))
5. "Are you going to cast a spell on me?" Then I just simply roll my eyes.
6. "Do you worship the devil?" "Oh, yeah, let me tell you...now get out of my face before I sick the dogs of hell on your a**." Then they leave.
7. "Is your nose really pierced?" "Want to look up it and see?" Of course, they decline.
8. "Where do you get your clothes?" "Same place you do, most of the time." The girls tend to stare after that one.

I don't get the "Why are you so quiet?" questions...that's most likely because i'm pretty loud, opinionated, and obscene.

 

[Mavrikios1]

whats wrong ?
-nothing
-you
-everything so go away

and in the mornings "are you high ?"
-yes now go away
-what the hell no, I dont do that
-no, I'm always tired (truth)

almost everyday -_-... I'm sure I'll get more when school starts  

[Broken and Damned]

annoying questions :

1)are you suicidal ??? if i was i would have killed myself ages ago eek
2)why are you shy ??? im not shy i just dont like talking to you
3)why dont you sit with us ??? because i dont want to  

[Mavrikios1]

alex1239553

annoying questions :

1)are you suicidal ??? if i was i would have killed myself ages ago eek
2)why are you shy ??? im not shy i just dont like talking to you
3)why dont you sit with us ??? because i dont want to

haha, nice, I gotta remember those  

[+~Luna.Le.Fay~+]

NivlaB0i

I think the most annoying question I get asked is, "Why are you so quiet?" ... Please... just leave me... ALONE stare

I get that alot too mad !
Or I would get "Hello, do you know how to talk?"
or
"How come you don't talk?"
or
"How come you're so shy?"
I don't know why, I can never answer those questions ^_^; ! I get those questions alot cuz I'm really shy and quiet...  

[Kriva]

1_Are you Goth?
Why, is that a problem?
2_Do you worship the Devil?
Mhmm, yeah, actually, if you want, I can set up an appointment with him for you.
3_Do you believe in God?
No
4_Why do you dress that way?
Cause I can
5_Do you sleep at night?
You're a dipshit
6_Can you do black magic?
Yeah, now if you don't get outta my face, I'll make your original nose grow back.
7_Do you cut yourself?
Yeah, want me to show you how?
8_Why are you so depressed?
Because you're talking to me
9_Are you an Angel of Death?
Yeah, now get outta my face or I'll kill you.

 

[Whisperer~Nightshade]

Do you get out alot...

That is one annoying question that I get from preps alot, considering that I am goth and pale. My only response is, "Sure I do, depends on your definition of the question..."  

[TaINTED BuBBLE]

OMFG I hate those questions!!!  

[Strzyga]

the same here and:
1. 'Who has died?' or 'Has somebody died in your family?'
2. 'Are you ill?' (usually I say I have a cancer and they shut up)
3. 'Why are you sad?'
4. religious questions like 'Do you believe in Jesus?', 'Are you satanist or something?', Do you know that Christ has died even for these like you?',
5. 'Why don't you die?'
6. 'Are you vampire?', 'Do you sleep in coffin?', 'Do you drink blood?', 'Do you bite?'
7. 'Why do you wear black?', 'How long do you want to do it?'
8. 'Are you Goth or something?'