Lines You'll Never Hear

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I HAVE PERFECTED THE ULTIMATE SUPERWEAPON! I shall call it....MINIME

-Grand Moff Tarkin  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

I look manly with a lightsaber at my belt.

-Obi-Wan  

[Darkened Angel]

" I dunno, I kinda like this skimpy getup. " - Leia  

[Durza the Shade]

"Yeah, me too." - Han

(Actually, he might say that.)  

[Nelowulf]

Hmm... This golden thong is chafing my a**... oh well....

-Palpentine.  

[AFK Masturbating]

Take a hit off the bong, you must. In everything, the Force is. Even the weed. Good stuff, it is. - Yoda  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I nenervw anted to be a Rebel..I wanted to be a oisture farmer on Tatooine!

_Luke Skywalker  

[Nelowulf]

Sir, your golden thong is chafing your a**. Do you require my assistance in smearing thine posterier with vasoline?

-Royal guard to Palpantine.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

You wanna know why I didn't let the Vong develop past the eighth cortex of technology and forced them to use organics? It's because I'm soo effing scared of you're friggin Ion weapons. I mean seriously, did you see the damage they did during the Clone Wars?

- Yun-Yuuzhan  

[Darkened Angel]

Might I say that - Are you tired of drinks that just don't have the flavor? Buy Pure Flavor, the best drink in the galaxy! - Oh dear! I seem to have been infected with adware. - C3P0  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

"Give me a hand" they told me...they just don't know what it feels like..

-Threepio

stolen from HHGG  

[Sol Walker]

"yknow...wookie dosen't taste half bad..."
-a hungry han solo.  

[Nelowulf]

((oh yes... now I must rebutt with another HHGG ref))


What is this big think coming twards me? Its large, deadly, and moonish, with a hint of star.. Dead moosta.. Death Star! That's what I'll call it! Death Star! I hope it will be friends with me! Hello Death Star!

- The Executor, but also can be applied to other ships the 2nd Death Star destroyed.  

[Sol Walker]

Wonder when would be a good time to admit im gay....
-Lando  

[Nospai Deathous]

"Alright, Padme, this time you wear the leather. I'll get the whips and chains..."
-Anikin Skywalker