The Choicer Above Meh!

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^How can you say that, Choicer-above-me, when Reinna was the one that FORCED me to photoshop them at GUNPOINT and threatening to artificially insemiate me and refuse me an abortion!  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me's just framing Reinna because I blackmailed her into doing it.  

[Calixti]

^And the choicer above me is being blackmailed by Lady_Miko. cry I'm so sorry.  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^ The Choicer above me was BRIBED willingly by Toga!Toga!  

[Calixti]

^The choicer above me only knows that becaue she's secretly Toga's lover. cry Well, there goes all my dirty little fantasies.  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me's just jealous because SHE CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT CHAT AND I HAVE! NEVER! xp  

[Calixti]

^Yet the choicer above me is unaware that Chat is the mother of my lovely little lesbian baby. whee  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

^And the Choicer above me is unaware that her lovely lesbian baby had a TWIN! Who is a wonderful gay boy who preaches gay rights to strict religious zealots. I'm so proud of him! crying And he was mothered by TOGA! ^o^  

[Calixti]

^The choicer above me knows nothing about biology....since of course twins would be the same age and have the same mother.  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me has no idea what she's talking about, as she was drugged at the time of adopting my baby twin.  

[Calixti]

^And the choicer above me somehow kept me drugged for the MONTHS it takes to adopt a newborn. Riiiight. rolleyes  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me simply drank all of those months of her life away. She just doesn't remember that for obvious reasons.

That reminds me, she needs a ride to AA.  

[S. Shark]

The choicer above me provided her all that booze.  

[Half Baked SF]

The choicer above me gave me all of the booze for safekeeping. But we all knwo you can't trust an ebil choicer. twisted  

[S. Shark]

The choicer above me wasted my precious wine collection on some two-dollar whore?!