Yo Mama Jokes

[Kinata Dosu]

Yo Momma is so stoopid that she thinks that being a binman earns you millions!
Yo Momma is so slow; she makes rocks look alive.  

[Bloodychess]

Yo momma so dumb, she called you a SOB  

[~Before I Forget~]

your mamas so stupide she woulent by a game boy couze she said she was a girl  

[~Before I Forget~]

your mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stress maks  

[haloshatterer]

your momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said "one at a time please"  

[Frankendoll.]

Yo' Momma's so ugly she makes the onions cry.  

[xBSJGx]

Those are some funny jokes.

i like 'Rea_bugs' too. rofl rofl wahmbulance  

[BigJammer]

Your momma so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper!!  

[NunyaBusiness14]

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clipper's game to get a haircut!  

[xBSJGx]

You mother so stupid, she got 'beets' to make her own cd.

 

[Shadow1697]

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!  

[Synoptic]

your momma is so fat when her beeper went of prople thougt it was a truck backing up  

[Dr Peppers Wife]

Your mamas so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!  

[Dr Peppers Wife]

Your mamas so fat, that when she steps on her scale, it said: to be continued...  

[Sogeki Skellington]

Be careful about when you use this one...

last night I found out yo momma just like the Energizer Bunny, she just keeps going and going and going