Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[[ Hippoman ]]

Because they sometimes stick baseballs in your mouth, just to see if it fits.  

[Heechuliee]

O RLY?


If you had to choose to be killed by a bi-polar gender cxonfused palmtree, a psycho kid with A.D.D, or a fat cannibal, which would you choose and why?  

[RapedOfFaith]

I would rather get killed by a psycho kid with A.D.D. Why, because there might be a chance that he might get distracted before he could kill me.

Why is it so hard to get a Kiki now-a-days. emo  

[rathykins]

The Kiki kitties are canibals and are slowly eating each other...

Why must people plan a ton of things in one week and then leave other weeks completely free?

 

[Talon_Cut]

because they just like some weeks better.

when do you dream and when do you not dream?  

[Lilith Le Midge]

I dream when the monkey has hit me once upon the head, I do not dream when the monkey has hit me twice upon the head.

Why do clouds look like cotton balls?  

[Engineer of Destruction]

when i look at them!

Why do people ask stupid questions?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Because thats what the games about.

(Sorry, forgot to put a question last time sweatdrop )

Why did the chicken cross the road?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Because Colonel Sanders was after him.


Why do my demon contacts burn my eyes when I put them in but my regular contacts dont?  

[crazywittlegirl]

Because they are made from real demons.

How come it is snowing?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Because if it was raining frogs youd think it was the end of the world...


Why wont my remote control work? gonk  

[RapedOfFaith]

It might not like you..

Rawr?  

[Lostlife6]

meow

what is the defonition of supercalafragalisticexpealadotious? (is that spelt rihgt??)  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Medicen that a spoon full of sugar helps run down.




Why does the Peanut Butter jar say,"Allergie Warning: Contains Nuts."?  

[CnnmnSpider]

Because the peanut butter company hasn't realized that the world would no longer be populated by idiots if we took the warning labels off of things.

Why am I being told to prepare for the PSAT when I took the SAT three years ago?