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 Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:13 pm
What did the General ant say to all his soldier ants?
2 pickles and a tube of silicone caulk
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:16 pm
What dose prisident bush keep under his desk?
10 years
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:16 pm
What do you like to eat when you drink your dirty pop?
Glittery boxers.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:22 pm
What do you have on under your suit?
Tequila and a nun
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:27 pm
What was found in the priest's office laid out on his desk?
kitty litter, a handbag, and a variety of candles
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:43 pm
Something the clierk at target would look at you quzzically why purchasing?
Candy
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:56 am
what is a good way to make up after a quarrel?
waterfalls
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:34 pm
Where can you go to get some privacy with a boyfriend?
Your mother, my uncle, and a hot tub.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:06 pm
Whats the next book in The Chronicals of Narnia?
Super fly.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:35 am
what must the tailor special order for The Hulk's pants?
hot 'n' spicy
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:53 pm
How do cajuns like their food?
Peanut butter
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:21 am
how do you attach a postage stamp?
fingernail clippings
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:17 pm
What's a good thing to stick in an enemy's soup?
This old man, made some fruit, some fruit that made him toot...
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:19 pm
Who did you get that Viagra from?
Mama, we all go to hell.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:15 am
What did you tell your mom after she caught your sister having sex?
Bushes and weapons
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