Answer, Question

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

What did the General ant say to all his soldier ants?


2 pickles and a tube of silicone caulk  

[Golden eagle6]

What dose prisident bush keep under his desk?



10 years  

[BansheeinHades]

What do you like to eat when you drink your dirty pop?

Glittery boxers.  

[xAlice Cullenx]

What do you have on under your suit?

Tequila and a nun  

[Lilith Le Midge]

What was found in the priest's office laid out on his desk?

kitty litter, a handbag, and a variety of candles  

[DMMegsie]

Something the clierk at target would look at you quzzically why purchasing?

Candy  

[chessiejo]

what is a good way to make up after a quarrel?



waterfalls  

[Lilith Le Midge]

Where can you go to get some privacy with a boyfriend?

Your mother, my uncle, and a hot tub.  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Whats the next book in The Chronicals of Narnia?



Super fly.  

[chessiejo]

what must the tailor special order for The Hulk's pants?



hot 'n' spicy  

[American Dreamcatcher]

How do cajuns like their food?

Peanut butter  

[chessiejo]

how do you attach a postage stamp?



fingernail clippings  

[Lilith Le Midge]

What's a good thing to stick in an enemy's soup?

This old man, made some fruit, some fruit that made him toot...  

[BansheeinHades]

Who did you get that Viagra from?

Mama, we all go to hell.  

[Lilith Le Midge]

What did you tell your mom after she caught your sister having sex?

Bushes and weapons