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 Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:21 pm
At least I'm not in it.
You are sitting in a boat with a leak.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:28 pm
good thing i can swim
your annoying neighbour's child's spending the day with u...
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:35 pm
I getting paid!
The neighbors kid get into a little accident... with a car
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:01 pm
do you need a silver lining for that? :/
aliens attack earth
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:17 am
At least we don't need to worry about climate changes anymore.
Your computer is infected by a virus, freaks out and destroys everything on your hard disk.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:57 pm
i get a new computer
your worst nitemare comes tru
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:15 pm
The sooner it comes, the sooner it goes.
You trip on the stairs and break your leg.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:57 pm
at least i won't have to do any chores xd
you get grounded and you are not allowed to watch tv
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:16 pm
Which means you get to stay on gaia all day!!!! XD
Your cell phone falls in water and doesn't work any more.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:57 am
you would get to buy a better cellphone
a factory near where you live suddenly burst into flames
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:26 pm
You get interviewed by the local news crew and get seen on tv by a big shot movie producer who puts you as the lead in their next film!
Someone burns your house down!
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:35 am
you get insurance? :/
you get a seizure. <---did i spell it right? O.o
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:14 pm
well, at least least I'll be rich from sueing the television network for airing shows that cause seizures without a warning before it started.
You've just been struck by lightning
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:24 am
Cool, I've always wanted a spikey hair-do
A dog eats your home-work
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:31 pm
(Does that actually happen? lol )I get an excuse not to go to school the next day.
You get run over by a truck.
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