LOL My parents are suspicious of my yaoi collection

[annamarialovesyou]

My mother found out about me and my sisters yaoi addiction one day. We both have a very extensive collection we would hide under our matresses. But one day she bought us new beds and went through all the trouble of putting them togeth so inevitably she found our little treasure trove.
We both got in trouble, and not only that she had to tell the whole family!
Now, every time I"m on the internet my little sisters and her boyfriend are like,"Don't look at gay porn". It's sooo terrible!
But here I am still sneakin' it in behind her back.
I just can't help it. There's nothing more wonderful than two beautiful guys lovin' on eachother.
My sister's kind of outgrown her obsession(and she's younger than me>_<) But, I still have a love for it.  

[Ura the rainbow King]

"My mom buys them for me...she does not look in them and thinks the uke's are all pretty girls...hehehe...she also thinks I am stright..." Stars cracking up holding his sides.  

[meeiji]

Please, my mom freaks out when a guy calls my home phone. D:

Plus, I'm too cheap to purchase.
I hide my stuff and delete my history (I'm a ninja like that)
And, I don't draw Yaoi pairings.