Maito Gai: IGNORED?!?!

[`Lissi]

Gai blows, end of story.

The haircut and eyebrows are gay, but that's not why he blows.

He's all "I'mma purdy man -teethshine-", it's lame.

ANBU is the best part of the show.
And Shikamaru rocks.

 

[Syndactyly]

Thumbs down. D:<  

[attila the fun]

Jiraiya totally out-manlys Gai.  

[mofoslotmachine]

`Lissi

Gai blows, end of story.

The haircut and eyebrows are gay, but that's not why he blows.

He's all "I'mma purdy man -teethshine-", it's lame.

ANBU is the best part of the show.
And Shikamaru rocks.

Eyebrows make someone gay now? INFORM THE SCIENTISTS THAT ALL THEIR RESEARCH HAS BEEN FOR NOTHING.

ANBU blows. They're supposed to be badass, but how many ANBU have we seen die? More ANBU have died in canon than genin, which is really pathetic for supposedly elite ninja.

ANBU: the only ninja killable by papercut or a sneeze in the face.  

[attila the fun]

Dude, I have to agree about the ANBU thing. I guess after they lost Itachi they were like, well, ******** it, let's just hire whoever wants to wear a pretty mask.  

[Purity Uchiha]

EwYouNerd

Also Gai has a really big p***s I thought I should add that.

why were u looking there?!  

[Purity Uchiha]

mofoslotmachine

`Lissi

Gai blows, end of story.

The haircut and eyebrows are gay, but that's not why he blows.

He's all "I'mma purdy man -teethshine-", it's lame.

ANBU is the best part of the show.
And Shikamaru rocks.

Eyebrows make someone gay now? INFORM THE SCIENTISTS THAT ALL THEIR RESEARCH HAS BEEN FOR NOTHING.

ANBU blows. They're supposed to be badass, but how many ANBU have we seen die? More ANBU have died in canon than genin, which is really pathetic for supposedly elite ninja.

ANBU: the only ninja killable by papercut or a sneeze in the face.

rofl! the only gay one in the series is sai.  

[EwYouNerd]

`Lissi

Gai blows, end of story.

The haircut and eyebrows are gay, but that's not why he blows.

He's all "I'mma purdy man -teethshine-", it's lame.

ANBU is the best part of the show.
And Shikamaru rocks.

Scientists and evolutionary biologists of all different mate selection theories have concluded that we universally like thick browed and square-jawed partners because of their evolutionary fitness. sad And that the thicker the brows, the more testosterone, so the more likely they are to be healthy, fit and straight.

He also has awesome hygene. What's so bad about him showing off his awesome teeth? Sorry yours are like an off-white yellowish without crest white strips. He's just an awesmoe man that way smile

Oh wait.

The fact that you think ANBU is the best part of the show makes sense.

They are gay men in kitty masks.  

[EwYouNerd]

attila the fun

Jiraiya totally out-manlys Gai.

Dude, I'd say yes except that Gai's spandex suit actually bothered Jiraiya and made him say Gai was 'unfashionable'.

Now, Jiraiya's supposed to be like so secure with his sexuality and manliness and all of that.

And Gai disturbed his manliness and Jiraiya had to comment on his fashion sense.

Therefore, Gai is manlier. He's that amazing and secure with his sexuality.

But Jiraiya comes close.

All of those times he screwed Orochimaru must have rubbed off on him. Plus hanging around Tsunade, who is more of a man than he ever will be...  

[attila the fun]

EwYouNerd

attila the fun

Jiraiya totally out-manlys Gai.

Dude, I'd say yes except that Gai's spandex suit actually bothered Jiraiya and made him say Gai was 'unfashionable'.

Now, Jiraiya's supposed to be like so secure with his sexuality and manliness and all of that.

And Gai disturbed his manliness and Jiraiya had to comment on his fashion sense.

Therefore, Gai is manlier. He's that amazing and secure with his sexuality.

But Jiraiya comes close.

All of those times he screwed Orochimaru must have rubbed off on him. Plus hanging around Tsunade, who is more of a man than he ever will be...

I was going to argue but then I read the last two sentences and forgot everything ever.  

[Captain Verd]

EwYouNerd

Scientists and evolutionary biologists of all different mate selection theories have concluded that we universally like thick browed and square-jawed partners because of their evolutionary fitness. sad And that the thicker the brows, the more testosterone, so the more likely they are to be healthy, fit and straight.

I don't like especially huge eyebrows. sad

Except for Wilson.  

[kimmiepoo]

If you don't like Gai you're scientifically proven to live a shorter life.  

[kimmiepoo]

`Lissi

Gai blows, end of story.

The haircut and eyebrows are gay, but that's not why he blows.

He's all "I'mma purdy man -teethshine-", it's lame.

ANBU is the best part of the show.
And Shikamaru rocks.

Surely, your wife will leave you.  

[EwYouNerd]

Captain Verd

EwYouNerd

Scientists and evolutionary biologists of all different mate selection theories have concluded that we universally like thick browed and square-jawed partners because of their evolutionary fitness. sad And that the thicker the brows, the more testosterone, so the more likely they are to be healthy, fit and straight.

I don't like especially huge eyebrows. sad

Except for Wilson.

You speak lies.  

[JhonnyRaincloud]

`Lissi

Gai blows, end of story.

The haircut and eyebrows are gay, but that's not why he blows.

He's all "I'mma purdy man -teethshine-", it's lame.

ANBU is the best part of the show.
And Shikamaru rocks.

Yeah, and you can do better? I'm pretty sure if we were animated realistically, we'd all have eyebrows like that. Our eyes would be the size like Gai's.