Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

( And another )

To balance the checkbook for the entire empire.  

[Nelowulf]

(and another)

To buff out all the scratches, bumps, scrapes, dents, and dings out of the Executor post-Battle of Endor.  

[Darkened Angel]

( And yet another )

To rebuild every ship, base, weapon, armor, etc. lost in battle by hand.  

[Nospai Deathous]

(another...)
To collect and recunstruct Palpatine's remains, and the remains of all his clones.  

[Darkened Angel]

( And another yet again )

To keep all the toilets clean.  

[Nelowulf]

(the ultimate torture)

To help Palpy pick out kinky underwear for the next Michael Jackson Sleep-over Transvestite Dress-up party.  

[Darkened Angel]

( Are you sure? )

To apply Palpy's Itchy Balls cream for him.  

[Missing00]

(I can top that)

To give rectal exams to all the storm troopers by yourself.  

[Nelowulf]

(quite. The cream is only for 10-15 minutes. shopping is forever...)

To put a horn that plays "Dixie" in every Imperial Star Destroyer.  

[Darkened Angel]

To watch as the stormies do a remake of West Side Story.  

[Nelowulf]

To officially use the phrase "Spoon" as their battlecry.

((I wonder who watches that show...))  

[Missing00]

To find the five golden tickets and steal the recipiefor everlasting gobstoppers.  

[Darkened Angel]

To grab their balls like Michael Jackson.
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
To have some pelvic thrusting action.
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
To don now their leather jacket.
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
To drop their pants and start to whack it.
Fa la la la la, la la, la laaaaaaa!  

[Nospai Deathous]

To come out of the closet.  

[Kethen]

missing nin itachi

to get a better dental plan for the stormies than what sauron has for his orks. (fans of ledgendary frog will get this)

lol!!!!!

that is the best