4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing.
7. You have written something about a pairing or yaoi in general on a article of clothing, notebook, or just plain old tatooed it on your skin.
12. You have converted people to loving yaoi.
14. You have SUCCEEDED in convincing a male friend of your to kiss another male friend... beacuse they resemble your favorite pairing.
15. For your birthday, you demand yaoi or Naruto merchandise.
16. Every song can and will be linked to a pairing.
18. If you are a girl... you truely belive you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body.
22. You are known in school as that weird kid who likes boys kissing
33. When someone asks you what yaoi is... You go on for an hour disturbing people with details on your OTP and such.
34. You continually convince your male friends that they are gay even though they say they are straight.
35. When you hear the word "bonding" you think of bondage.
38. You have a YouTube account will tons of Naruto yaoi AMVs you made or that you have seen.
40. You get mad at any homophobic fangirl who can't get the yaoi hints and you try desperately to make her see it your way.
42. You have told your teacher(s) what yaoi is.... proudly.
44. You can put two guys together (and say they're gay for each other) in any movie whether they are straight, have a girlfriend, or are married.
47. You watch the parts of the anime where it's suggesting yaoi, over and over again.
52. When walking down hallways (or on the street) and you see two guys walking next to each other, you automatically think "YAOI!" Even if they're only walking. It intensifies if they shove each other,
53.You're convinced that if you think hard enough that yaoi WILL appear in the next episode/book.
54. You really, really, REALLY, want a bisexual boyfriend. Just so that you can talk about yaoi with him.
57. When you're daydreaming in class and a friend ask you what you're thinking about you answer with- "Mansex." They usually leave you alone after this.
63. Your background on your computor has either your OTP or favorite character
65. No one in school dares look over your shoulder when you are on the computor. The last kid who did suffered intense nosebleed and shock syndrome.
67. Your school folders are filled with Naruto yaoi fanart everywhere... Inside out
68. If you lost your books/backpack/folders, someone knows instantly who they belong too.
72. You have accidentally blurted out an OTP pairing as an answer to a question in class.
76. You got in trouble for expressing your belief in yaoi too much/too loudly.
79. Yelled at your teacher for losing a picture of a Naruto character you drew for them, just because it was one of your favorite characters
81 - Any school project that you can, you make subtle hints about yaoi in it that only those who know what yaoi is would pick out.
82 - You nearly get a nosebleed just watching guys in the hallway goof around....
87. No matter what the subject is, you can refer it back to yaoi.
ex. "What nice weather we're having today."-"Yeah, it's a perfect day for man sex."
92. You go to the library and write graphic lemon filled fanfiction while everyone walks by and stares at your screen in shock.
93. Every single word/thing in the world sounds perverted
94. You have dreams about your favorite pairing and then you draw/write fanfiction about it.
95. You draw graphic yaoi in class
96. You get the words "Organism" and "Orgasm" mixed up
....
98.You often times squish your own boobs and wish them away.
102. You hand your friend a notebook to borrow for her journal check, but when you open it to show the teacher, she accidentally opens up to your graphic lemon section and you blush like mad and hide under the desk..
104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?"
105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up.
107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing.
109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area.
112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update.
117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (Haven’t done this one, but ******** AM I GOING TO~!! I can’t wait till April. XD Im going as either Rock Lee (just because my friend is freaked out by him), Tobi, or Roy *fma character*)
119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme.
125. You like almost every possible pairing ever
134. You saw Spider man in theatres... and convinced your dad that Peter Parker should abandon that cheating b***h Mary Jane and get his OTP on with Harry. (TRIED TO CONVINCE HIM. No luck so far.)
135. You spot the cute gay boy on your bus route reading a Gravitation novel and can't resist grinning and giving him two thumbs up when he looks in your direction.
136. When you see a guy kissing a girl and go, "OMG! I forgot that was possible!"
137. Your friends consider you a yaoi library, and always borrow your yaoi from you the second you get a new one and have read it.
138. You own more yaoi manga than normal manga.
140. People in your class stay away when they see you holding manga of any kind, just in case it IS yaoi, and you might wave it at them.
141. You have scarred at least 8 people with #140. (More. XD)
146. You save every yaoi picture you see onto your computer
147. You watch hardcore yaoi in the same room as your mom...
148. You cheer for as much lemons as possible in a fanfic
149. You know exactly where the best lemons are in a fanfic
150. If your bedtime comes in the middle of you reading a fanfic you like, you just HAVE to get up early the next day to finish reading it before school.
152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age.
153:When watching a favorite movie/show you talk for the characters and have the guys say something perverted/admit their love to another male character or about another male character.
158. You have been in a men's bathroom before. (Dude....they gave me weird looks...o.o’’)
160. Your guild is able to come up with almost 200 things that yaoi fans do... and at least 10 people have done specific things on the list.
162. Every chore you have to do you give a mission rank to depending on how hard you think it is.
163. You have added more then one thing to this list.
164. You dream about yaoi.
171: When you say that you feel like doing something creative, some begs you not to make it yaoi...
176. You have the hardest time appreciating female roles in animes because, to you, they always get in the way of your favorite OTP
177. You brought in a DEFINATELY not school appropriate picture into school, and had your big sister screaming in shock when you let her see the picture... in the middle of a crowded cafeteria. (Not screaming....just...in shock. And she wasn’t my sister; just a friend. I don’t have a sister.)
180. When asked for your talents, you reply "Pairing toghether really hot bishounen and making them make sweet sweet love to one another."
181.You find yourself scouring the interent of pictures and fanfics of your OPT that you haven't already seen.
182. You paired your own brother with other guys. (I don’t believe he’s straight!!! >_<)
183. You dream your a person from Naruto having sex with another person from Naruto.
184. You don't even need this list to know you are a true fan of Naruto Yaoi
188: You are determined to say something related to yaoi whenever there is a homophobe near by.
189: One of your favorite activities is to hit on straight people even if your straight yourself
191. your cousin joking blames you for being bi, because you showed him too much yaoi pictures
192. you exploited your innocent lil' cousin to like yaoi
201. you think your brother won't grow up straight because of you!
202. when your brother's best friend comes to sleep over you yell at him! "hey your boyfriend's here!"
203. You fear that you may have gay genes in your body and so you will have gay children
210. When you go deep sea fishing, you name the fish you caught after Naruto characters
211. When your mom tells you to not throw the fish back into the ocean so they can later cook the fish and eat them, you begin to cry because you feel a "personal and close" connection to the fish and saw the pleading look in their eyes to be set free again.
212. You brought all your yaoi doujinshi with you, since you would be seperated from the computor, and still went through 'Yaoi withdrawl'
218. You beat all the other sorry little kids to the ice cream truck because you used your ninja skills to sprint towards it and demand it to stop so you may buy ice cream.
220. When someone asked you what your name was, and you thought they were really sketchy and didn't want to say your real name, in fear of stalkage, you told them your favorite character's name and they bought it.
224. You've actually used the guys bathroom.
225. You've had a perverted contest with your friends on a** grabing, including strange men and women...
Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (...it was a dare, and I broke my ankle. >_< Dude, he still owes me five bucks.)
Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (I do this, though who needs a reason? ;3)
Can spout out a random character quote on command.
Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. (He’s like “What the ********, Elizabeth.” My Pappap has a good vocabulary. ^_^’)
Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (I OWN a snake. ^_^ I like to chase my friends around with him. He’s a mean little bugger, too.)
Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
When you cosplay as any guy Naruto character and you randomly start kissing other guys.
When You Get Your Homophobic Best Friend To Stare And Go "Where Is He Sticking That?"
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