Star Wars: One Line at a Time

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Han: "Han Solo. I'm Captain of the Millenium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system."
Obi-Wan: "Yes, indeed. If it's a fast ship."  

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Han: "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?"
Obi-Wan: "Should i have?"  

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Han: "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. I've outrun Imperial Starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?"  

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Obi-Wan: "Only passengers, myself, the boy, 2 droids and no questions asked."
Han: "What is it? Some kind of local trouble?"  

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Obi-Wan: "Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements."
Han: "Well, that's the real trick, isn't it? Then it's gonna cost you something extra. 10,000 all in advance."  

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Luke: "10,000? We could almost buy our own ship for that."
Han: "Yeah, but who's gonna fly it kid? You?"  

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Luke: "You bet i could. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. We don't have to sit here and listen..."
Obi-Wan: "We can pay you 2,000 now plus 15 when we reach Alderaan."  

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Han: "17, huh? Ok you guys got yourselves a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay 94."
Obi-Wan: "94."
Han: "Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your handy work."  

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Han: "17,000! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship. Get it ready."  

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Obi-Wan: "You'll have to sell you're speeder."
Luke: "That's ok. I'm never coming back to this planet again."  

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Huttese Translation
Greedo: "Going somewhere Solo?"
Han: "Yes Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just on my way to see your boss to tell Jabba that I 've got his money."  

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Greedo: "It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large every Bounty Hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first."
Han: "Yeah but this time i've got the money."  

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Greedo: "if you give it to me, I might forget I found you."
Han: "I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba..."  

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Greedo: "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."
Han: "Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?"  

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Greedo: "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship."
Han: "Over my dead body."