.hack .vending//machine

[Yaoi-Toy]

You receive a Endrance x random female comic. It makes you eyes bleed. D:

*inserts coin*

Invetory
Virus Core Building Blocks  

[The Slate Scholar]

You receive a Piros Hentai. IT MAKES YOUR EYES
BURST INTO FLAMES.

--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic gonk  

[Yaoi-Toy]

*stabs my eyes before looking*

You recieve Whineing Atoli Doll, Hear her 1000 emo depressing says about how unfair life is.

Inventory
Virus Core Building Blocks
Piros Hentai burning_eyes  

[The Slate Scholar]

(My Favorite: "NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ME!!!" gonk
)

You receive a Piros Yaoi Graphic Novel!
OMG IT BURNS WORSE THAN HENTAI.
OH MY GOD IT HAS ENDRANCE IN IT!!
--Death--

--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic
Whining Atoli Doll  

[Yaoi-Toy]

*blows up* x.x

You recieve a Ohka collar, Tame yourwild side Ohka style ;D

*inserts coin*

Inventory
Virus Core Building Blocks
Piros Hentai burning_eyes
Piros Yaoi burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes  

[The Slate Scholar]

You receive Shugo's Bracelet. So it's a lugnut.
Use it to build something once you get bored.

--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic
Whining Atoli Doll
Ouka Collar  

[Yaoi-Toy]

You recieve Mistral Voice Changer, Now you can sound like a 6 year old house wife when ever you want... just be carful of ***** o.O

*inserts coin*

Inventory
Virus Core Building Blocks
Piros Hentai
Piros Yaoi
Shugo's Bracelet  

[The Slate Scholar]

You Receive 其ハ声預カル者!!! Enjoy
Yata's FAN OF DOOMERZ LOST
WEAPON.
(Note: 其ハ声預カル者 = "Dark
Knowledge")

--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic
Whining Atoli Doll
Ouka Collar
Mistral Voice Changer  

[Yaoi-Toy]

You recieve Rena's Socks! Boy Komiyan III sure will be angry!

*insert coin*

Inventory
Virus Core Building Blocks
Piros Hentai
Piros Yaoi
Shugo's Bracelet
Dark Knowledge  

[Destry]

You receive a lucky Grunty's foot keychain! Keep it on you, just in case. (:

(inserts coin)

.inventory//
Indieglut Lugh snow globe
A replica of Sora's Blades
Elk action figure
Macha the cat doll
Noble Grunty Slippers
Crim-themed mini gumball dispenser
A mug shaped like Kite's bracelet
Piros the Third action figure
Avatar Magus plushie
Plastic Zelkova horns
Monster Portal Hologram
Silabus' ponytail
Azure Orca's stitches
Mistral keychain doll
Azure Kite's Missing Reading Glasses
Azure Kite's Heart
Yata’s Shades
Ovan ***** Plush
Chocolate Mimiru Sword  

[The Slate Scholar]

(Ew. They smell like corrupted data)
You receive 1337 $0r4 |-|4x0r $|
--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic
Whining Atoli Doll
Ouka Collar
Mistral Voice Changer
Rena's Socks  

[Destry]

You receive hexagon-printed schoelaces. Now you're need virus cores to untie your shoes?

(inserts coin)

.inventory//
Indieglut Lugh snow globe
A replica of Sora's Blades
Elk action figure
Macha the cat doll
Noble Grunty Slippers
Crim-themed mini gumball dispenser
A mug shaped like Kite's bracelet
Piros the Third action figure
Avatar Magus plushie
Plastic Zelkova horns
Monster Portal Hologram
Silabus' ponytail
Azure Orca's stitches
Mistral keychain doll
Azure Kite's Missing Reading Glasses
Azure Kite's Heart
Yata’s Shades
Ovan ***** Plush
Chocolate Mimiru Sword
1337 $0r4 |-|4x0r $|  

[The Slate Scholar]

(ZOMG. A VIRUS CORES?! BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY AND I'M AT LEVEL 99. WHY CRUEL FATE?!)

Your receive A Rainbow Infection Level Piggy
Bank! Once you fill it up all the way to the top
(red), and sign saying Game Over pops up
and the bank breaks itself. YOU PHAIL.

--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic
Whining Atoli Doll
Ouka Collar
Mistral Voice Changer
Rena's Socks
Hexagon-Printed Shoelaces  

[Destry]

(D: I'M DOOMED TO ETERNAL POVERTY!)

Piros-stamped waffles, so you can start your day off with some real zest! (: Don't worry, they don't go bad. Somehow.

(inserts coin)

.inventory//
Indieglut Lugh snow globe
A replica of Sora's Blades
Elk action figure
Macha the cat doll
Noble Grunty Slippers
Crim-themed mini gumball dispenser
A mug shaped like Kite's bracelet
Piros the Third action figure
Avatar Magus plushie
Plastic Zelkova horns
Monster Portal Hologram
Silabus' ponytail
Azure Orca's stitches
Mistral keychain doll
Azure Kite's Missing Reading Glasses
Azure Kite's Heart
Yata’s Shades
Ovan ***** Plush
Chocolate Mimiru Sword
1337 $0r4 |-|4x0r $|A Rainbow Infection Level Piggy Bank  

[The Slate Scholar]

(But nothing says waffles with Piros' face on them
like a nice FLAMETHROWER SHOWER. BUU~RN)

You receive a Hula-Endrance Figurine!
Tap his waist and he does the hula!
(>*.*>

--Inserts coin--

.inventory//
Rare .hack//Enemy Trading Card
Zefi Doll
.hack// Pefect Character Poster
Princess Blade Keychain
Atoli's Member Address Card
Endrance Wall Scroll
Azure Kite Doll
Kite's Gloves
New M2D Shades
Empty Skies
Pair of Subaru's Wings
Orca's Earrings
Marlo Action Figure
Sakaki's Eye Shadow
Death Grunty Apron
Protable Keyword Generator Keychain
Sakaki's Ponytail
Hiiragi's Fan
iHelba
Grunty Food-Flavored Gum
Hetero Endrance Comic
Whining Atoli Doll
Ouka Collar
Mistral Voice Changer
Rena's Socks
Hexagon-Printed Shoelaces
Piros-Stamped Waffles