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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:48 pm


	JustForFate Haha, Justine, you would post this. I didn't even write most of it. My aunties thought of it and were like "Let's post it!" .. They were REALLY getting into it ._______.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:59 pm


	LOL that's funny xD

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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:13 pm


	OWNS A RICE COOKER BREAK DANCES GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR OWNS HMONG CLOTHES OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THING U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON) HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION [grandparents lol] DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC) [brothers] LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC) [brothers]. =P. CARRIES A LOT OF PRIDE LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME) DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN [parents]. GAMBLES @ THE PARK [my parents lmao]. HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL) OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGS all my family & meeh. [:.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:33 pm


	OWNS A RICE COOKER BREAK DANCES GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR OWNS HMONG CLOTHES OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THING U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON) LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APT. WITH 10 BROTHERS/SISTERS & IN-LAWS HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY USES DISHWASHER AS DISH-STORAGE SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS ALLOWS THEIR LIL' KIDS TO RUN AROUND NAKED OUTDOORS DYES HAIR BLONDE HAS MILLIONS OF SHOES THROWN OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR CLAIMS SERIOUS BACK INJURES WHEN INVOLVED IN AUTO ACCIDENTS LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC) LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC) WATCH NARUTO/BLEACH OBSESSED WITH FINAL FANTASY AND/OR KINGDOM HEARTS CARRIES A LOT OF PRIDE LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME) HAS LIBERAL ARTS AS THEIR COLLEGE MAJOR TAKES THE WHOLE FAMILY TO WAL-MART DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN GAMBLES @ THE PARK GARDEN & CHICKEN COOP ARE MANDORITY IN BACKYARD HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL) KITCHEN STOVE IS COVERED IN ALUMINUM FOIL (ALTHOU NEVER USED) OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGS

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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:11 am


	LOL Nice. My family uses the dishwasher as storage! You should add "Has a 200 pound bag of rice in the kitchen" :]

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:33 am


	Lol, i remember my grandma trying to fit 12 ppl in a mini van, we were going to the Hmong new year and i was like why can we take 3 cars!

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:55 pm


	If you don't know how hmong you are, you will after you finish reading this. (This is just our humorous stereotyping from observations. Don't take any of this seriously!) OWNS A RICE COOKER BREAK DANCES[i wish] GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR OWNS HMONG CLOTHES OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THING U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON) LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APT. WITH 10 BROTHERS/SISTERS & IN-LAWS[My mama did] HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY USES DISHWASHER AS DISH-STORAGE SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS ALLOWS THEIR LIL' KIDS TO RUN AROUND NAKED OUTDOORS DYES HAIR BLONDE HAS MILLIONS OF SHOES THROWN OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR[We're too much of neat freaks] CLAIMS SERIOUS BACK INJURES WHEN INVOLVED IN AUTO ACCIDENTS LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC) LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC) WATCH NARUTO/BLEACH OBSESSED WITH FINAL FANTASY AND/OR KINGDOM HEARTS CARRIES A LOT OF PRIDE LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME) HAS LIBERAL ARTS AS THEIR COLLEGE MAJOR TAKES THE WHOLE FAMILY TO WAL-MART DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN[Cilica] GAMBLES @ THE PARK GARDEN & CHICKEN COOP ARE MANDORITY IN BACKYARD HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU[two years older] OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL) KITCHEN STOVE IS COVERED IN ALUMINUM FOIL (ALTHOU NEVER USED)[/color] OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGS NEWLY ADDED!! - Mother covers the oven and back wall with foil- Family's have over-protective parents - females don't get to go out, and if they do it's because of an unresolved fight - males have a fetish with imports. - teenage girls have a ghetto fashion taste (submitted by MYAKO! Thank you!) -Those Dresses(or Skirts) that all Hmong People use after they take showers.. but not EVERY1.. Every Hmong Female Owns like, 1-5 of them.. LOL, my mom owns 5 of them.. hehe.. (submitted by little_hmonggirl) -Has couch covers! NOTE: any requests or suggestions would gladly be considered & appreciated

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:34 pm


	A better question is how to know if your Hmoob Dawb (hmong white) or Moob Leeg (hmong green) all i know i am hmong but idk if i am green or white.

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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:26 am


	haha all of those goes for me except like two or three

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:37 am


	Hm, some people think Hmoob Dawb (Hmong White) dialect is more common i yet to reconsider, i think Hmoob Leeg (Hmong Green) is more common though, half of my family speaks Hmoob Leeg, just weird, idk the different of Hmoob Dawb and Hmoob Leeg, kinda sound asame.

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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:09 am


	OWNS A RICE COOKER BREAK DANCES (YES, I DO. ^_^) GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR OWNS HMONG CLOTHES OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THING U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON) HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION [grandparents lol] DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC) [brothers] LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC) [brothers]. =P. CARRIES A LOT OF PRIDE LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME) DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN [parents]. GAMBLES @ THE PARK [my parents lmao]. HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL) OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGS

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:43 pm


	OWNS A RICE COOKER BREAK DANCES GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR OWNS HMONG CLOTHES OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THINGY U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON) LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APT. WITH 10 BROTHERS/SISTERS & IN-LAWS HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY USES DISHWASHER AS DISH-STORAGE SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS ALLOWS THEIR LIL' KIDS TO RUN AROUND NAKED OUTDOORS DYES HAIR BLONDE HAS MILLIONS OF SHOES THROWN OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR CLAIMS SERIOUS BACK INJURES WHEN INVOLVED IN AUTO ACCIDENTS LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC) LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC) WATCH NARUTO/BLEACH OBSESSED WITH FINAL FANTASY AND/OR KINGDOM HEARTS CARRY A LOT OF PRIDE LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME) HAS LIBERAL ARTS AS THEIR COLLEGE MAJOR TAKES THE WHOLE FAMILY TO WAL-MART DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN GAMBLES @ THE PARK (AS A CASINO) GARDEN & CHICKEN COOP ARE MANDORITY IN BACKYARD HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL) KITCHEN STOVE IS COVERED IN ALUMINUM FOIL (ALTHOU NEVER USED) OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGYS

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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:13 am


	all thats almost wat we have or do! lol were like a true hmong ppls bc my dad is like only hmong bc he dont noe any english but alittle and he likes to mess with the chicken a lot lol. i mess with my bird that i have to feed everyday. BLAH it stinks eek

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:06 pm


	Lol! That is so true! xD Except my family is like the new version Hmong. Hmong American. Lol! xD

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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:50 am


	hahah so freakin true xp

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