Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[zz1000zz]

Rellik San caused the robot uprising to fail when the other robots realized he was a real boy.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

zz1000zz wanted to play croquet with Pinnochio.  

[zz1000zz]

EvFaerAshlynn played croquet with Jimmy the Cricket. Poor Jimmy.  

[xX x0mbie Xx]

zz1000zz is secretly taking over the universe!  

[zz1000zz]

o.O Y u k i O.o attempted to take over the universe, but was stopped by the lawn gnome coalition.

(Hey! You are not supposed to tell the truth in this topic!)  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Will be my right hand man (or woman) when I put my plans of taking over the world into motion (mwhaha)  

[zz1000zz]

Blackrose Kaire intends to use me as a sacrifice to appease the lawn gnomes so as to avoid Yuki's mistake.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^will be the perfect human meatshield someday  

[zz1000zz]

Until that day, Blackrose Kaire will keep me locked inside a cage.  

[xX x0mbie Xx]

^ is secretly a garden gnome, but can't do anything because she was nailed into the ground by an old lady to keep hoolagans from stealing her and going on road trips and taking pics.  

[Rellik San]

Yuki has no teeth  

[zz1000zz]

Rellik San has Yuki's teeth. Along with the teeth of hundreds of babies.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

zz1000zz is secretly planning to destroy Rellik San  

[Beatngufan]

^ directed the video to the `gay barbie song'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvv1eC4TaIM  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is one of the gay guys in it