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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:57 am
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shadowninjaofthemist sk8intree Captain Verd Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 CrabappleRed Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Probably Gai had an ''affair'' with some women and then dropped her with his baby. I can't believe you said that. Can you honestly see someone like Gai abandoning a woman? Not on your life, bucko. I'm more likely to buy into the idea that Lee is some weird failed clone by Orochimaru than I am that Gai took off on a pregnant woman. ok, ok sorry, then what about artificial insemination? (dunno if I spelled that right >.<) Gai's sperm is too powerful for any container other than his balls. sperm: gate of death open! im going to fertilize or die trying! but the sperm's power would be too strong and kill the egg.
Egg?
Probably Gai leaves a woman pregnant by looking at her and peforming the ''Nice Guy Pose'' |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:21 pm
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Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 shadowninjaofthemist sk8intree Captain Verd Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 ok, ok sorry, then what about artificial insemination? (dunno if I spelled that right >.<) Gai's sperm is too powerful for any container other than his balls. sperm: gate of death open! im going to fertilize or die trying! but the sperm's power would be too strong and kill the egg. Egg? Probably Gai leaves a woman pregnant by looking at her and peforming the ''Nice Guy Pose'' |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:40 pm
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Captain Verd Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 shadowninjaofthemist sk8intree Captain Verd Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 ok, ok sorry, then what about artificial insemination? (dunno if I spelled that right >.<) Gai's sperm is too powerful for any container other than his balls. sperm: gate of death open! im going to fertilize or die trying! but the sperm's power would be too strong and kill the egg. Egg? Probably Gai leaves a woman pregnant by looking at her and peforming the ''Nice Guy Pose'' Gai, in the case of these thirteen children....................................................................... you ARE the father!
Gai: ''o_O...OMG LOOK IT'S ITACHI!''
Everyone but Gai: ''*looks*...uhh?''
*Gai runs*
Children 1: ''NOOOOO, OUR CREATOR LEFT US!!''
Children 2: ''*b***h-slaps Children 1* STFU.'' |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:36 pm
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Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 CrabappleRed Lee's inability to mold chakra is the reason he specialized in Taijutsu in the first place. They go on about it when they flash back to the begining of his taining, I believe. But we're never told why he can't do it. There's speculation he has a genetic default, or that he simply can't get the mix for jutsu's right (they mention that each justsu has a specific mix involved for it to work). There's also the possibility that he just can't express chakra outside of his own body- he can do internal and maybe touch-bassed stuff (which would explain why he can walk on water or manipulate his bandages durring th Renge, or even just plain open the Gates) but can't manage anything outside of that. The thing is they say ''Genetic'' and we don't know who his father was, what's his blood type, his clan, not even his last name! Kishi you got to explain things in a good way! scream The jutsu mix is acquired with training, Sasuke and Naruto didn't made Rasengan and Chidori in one day.
And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to. |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:37 pm
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Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Mr._Stabby While on the subject on Lee, who are his parents? Is he orphaned? Why does he look so much like Gai(mainly eybrows)? Long lost son mabye? Because if I was lee's dad, I would be jealous by now. But then again, I wouldnt be a very good dad, considering I haven't seen him in who knows how long. when Gai first met Lee, it was at the Academy, at the age of 7 I think, he was bullied by everyone for not being able to use Ninjutsu (including Henge, Kawarimi and other basics). Probably Gai had an ''affair'' with some women and then dropped her with his baby. |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:38 pm
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Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 CrabappleRed Lee's inability to mold chakra is the reason he specialized in Taijutsu in the first place. They go on about it when they flash back to the begining of his taining, I believe. But we're never told why he can't do it. There's speculation he has a genetic default, or that he simply can't get the mix for jutsu's right (they mention that each justsu has a specific mix involved for it to work). There's also the possibility that he just can't express chakra outside of his own body- he can do internal and maybe touch-bassed stuff (which would explain why he can walk on water or manipulate his bandages durring th Renge, or even just plain open the Gates) but can't manage anything outside of that. The thing is they say ''Genetic'' and we don't know who his father was, what's his blood type, his clan, not even his last name! Kishi you got to explain things in a good way! scream The jutsu mix is acquired with training, Sasuke and Naruto didn't made Rasengan and Chidori in one day. No one said genetic. That was a rumor. Lee has everything physically required to create chakra. What he lacks is the ability to do so. He just plain sucks at it; he doesn't know how to do it. And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to.
HE HAS AN ISSUE scream ! |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:05 pm
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Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 CrabappleRed Lee's inability to mold chakra is the reason he specialized in Taijutsu in the first place. They go on about it when they flash back to the begining of his taining, I believe. But we're never told why he can't do it. There's speculation he has a genetic default, or that he simply can't get the mix for jutsu's right (they mention that each justsu has a specific mix involved for it to work). There's also the possibility that he just can't express chakra outside of his own body- he can do internal and maybe touch-bassed stuff (which would explain why he can walk on water or manipulate his bandages durring th Renge, or even just plain open the Gates) but can't manage anything outside of that. The thing is they say ''Genetic'' and we don't know who his father was, what's his blood type, his clan, not even his last name! Kishi you got to explain things in a good way! scream The jutsu mix is acquired with training, Sasuke and Naruto didn't made Rasengan and Chidori in one day. No one said genetic. That was a rumor. Lee has everything physically required to create chakra. What he lacks is the ability to do so. He just plain sucks at it; he doesn't know how to do it. And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to. HE HAS AN ISSUE scream ! |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:14 pm
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Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 CrabappleRed Lee's inability to mold chakra is the reason he specialized in Taijutsu in the first place. They go on about it when they flash back to the begining of his taining, I believe. But we're never told why he can't do it. There's speculation he has a genetic default, or that he simply can't get the mix for jutsu's right (they mention that each justsu has a specific mix involved for it to work). There's also the possibility that he just can't express chakra outside of his own body- he can do internal and maybe touch-bassed stuff (which would explain why he can walk on water or manipulate his bandages durring th Renge, or even just plain open the Gates) but can't manage anything outside of that. The thing is they say ''Genetic'' and we don't know who his father was, what's his blood type, his clan, not even his last name! Kishi you got to explain things in a good way! scream The jutsu mix is acquired with training, Sasuke and Naruto didn't made Rasengan and Chidori in one day. No one said genetic. That was a rumor. Lee has everything physically required to create chakra. What he lacks is the ability to do so. He just plain sucks at it; he doesn't know how to do it. And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to. HE HAS AN ISSUE scream ! Evidence?
scream ... sweatdrop |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:17 pm
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Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee No one said genetic. That was a rumor. Lee has everything physically required to create chakra. What he lacks is the ability to do so. He just plain sucks at it; he doesn't know how to do it. And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to. HE HAS AN ISSUE scream ! Evidence? ... sweatdrop |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:18 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:21 pm
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Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee No one said genetic. That was a rumor. Lee has everything physically required to create chakra. What he lacks is the ability to do so. He just plain sucks at it; he doesn't know how to do it. And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to. HE HAS AN ISSUE scream ! Evidence? ... sweatdrop What? I'm now EVIL because I want to know why people say that about Lee?
Lee cant perform jutsus for a reason, not ''just because he cant'' |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:23 pm
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Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shikalee No one said genetic. That was a rumor. Lee has everything physically required to create chakra. What he lacks is the ability to do so. He just plain sucks at it; he doesn't know how to do it. And yes, if someone can correct me, I'll stand corrected. I'm stating this as fact because this is what all the evidence points to. HE HAS AN ISSUE scream ! Evidence? ... sweatdrop What? I'm now EVIL because I want to know why people say that about Lee? Lee cant perform jutsus for a reason, not ''just because he cant'' |
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:40 pm
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