Lines You'll Never Hear

[ElladanKenet]

Hanhar-

Sing with me
Sing for the year
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tear.

...True love carry away...

Dream On-nuh..... Dream On-nuh.... Dream On-nuh, dream like you just can't hear....

DREAM ONNNNNNNNNNNNN DREAM ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DREAM OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

*Is shot*  

[Sol Walker]

Ferno:
Link:*sheath's his sword* Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu: Amakakeru Ryū no Hirameki.
Ferno:<....HM, what the devil did he just say?>
HM: I am unsure. He uses an old dead language... more or less it equates to Supersonic Sword Style: Dragon Flight of Heaven.
Ferno:
*Link vanishes from sight*
*a noise akin to a Thunderclap*
*Ferno lies in two pieces on the ground, Link standing behind him with his blade held out.*
HM: eek
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Hiko: *slaps link on the head* Wake up, dolt! Quit daydreaming and get back to work! And give me that! *take's Link's Rurouni Kenshin Manga*
Link: crying  

[Missing00]

Smuggler: You go the money?
Link: Do you have the item?
Smuggler: Of course.
*Link gives teh smuggler his money and Link recives a Bleach manga.*
Link: This one thanks you, this one should learn many fighting moves from this issue.  

[Nelowulf]

((I feel very nasty right now, and is on.))

Link: You're the worst kind of monster; you're a sith.
Ferno: A sith?
Link: A sith.
Ferno: *with a lisp* a sith?
Link: A sith.
Ferno: That's a pretty bad lisp you got there.
Link: Quit making fun of this one's speach impediments!
Ferno: Its not my fault if you're a poof.
Link: What? What's a poof?
Ferno: You know, a queer, a f**, a faerie.
Link: I like fairies. I have several on my belt.
Ferno: Not "Fairy", faerie. You know, guy on guy?
Link: What's wrong with a friendly spar?
Ferno: I don't think you're getting this. I mean guy... on guy... in bed...
Link: Some rooms are quite small.
Ferno: I mean man-meat-schmuu-schmuu.
Link: eek This one realizes just how wrong faeries are now.
Cale's ghost: About damn time someone got through to him.  

[Sol Walker]

Greedo:

Han Solo: Yes, Greedo; I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his money, at last.

Greedo:

Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.

Greedo:

Han Solo: I don't have it *with* me. Tell Jabba...

Greedo:

Han Solo: Even *I* get boarded *sometimes.* Do you think I had a choice?

Greedo:

Han Solo: Over my dead body!

Greedo: *Blasts Han as he goes for his gun*

Greedo:

[Greedo calmly leaves. On the way out he flips the bartender a coin]

Greedo: [to the bartender]  

[Sol Walker]

Gold Two: [during the trench run] The guns - they've stopped!

*Inside Death Star*
Tech Two: Hey! Who unplugged this chord?!  

[xNack]

*Luke tries to aim his missiles so he can destroy the death star*

"Use the force Lu-" " I HAVE YOU NOW"

*Darth Vader blows up Luke"


Later, the emperor talks to Darth Vader:

The Emperor: "That pilot was your son"

Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


NOTE: in this version, darth also blows up han and chewie.  

[Nelowulf]

Cale: *pointing at Neb* Ha! I lived longer than your force-monkey a**!
Neb: Only the good die young. You must have been one shitty pirate.
Cale: That's not what that line is supposed to mean.
Neb: I was only a jedi for nine years. In the meantime, I ruined a man's life, killed my best friend, and betrayed my blood brother landing him into an imperial prison to be killed for warcrimes which I framed him for. I doubt "good" means morally. And that's not including the stealing of an entire convoy of freighters bound for the Rebel Alliance's base on Hoth.
Cale: Well I... Wait, what did you do?  

[Sol Walker]

Cale: *In terror* Its Yellowbeard!!  

[xNack]

*Tarkin and Leia in the death star*


Tarkin: Pull my finger.
Leia: ok


*Alderaan gets blown up*  

[Darkened Angel]

Cale: I'm not really in the mood for bedroom antics.
DA: Good. I wasn't gonna offer anyways.  

[Nelowulf]

Iria-san: Like, that is so kawaii! Pretty cute neko-san!

Link-san: This one enjoys fish-san!

Freya-san: *comes in and kicks cat, panting heavily*

Iria-san: Freya-san, you just kicked neko-san!

Freya-san: I was pushed by evil Sith-san, unlike kindly jedi-san, sith-san have no honor.

Ferno: Anyone seen my apprentice anywhere?

Freya-san: Oh my god, its evil Sith-san! What will we do without kind jedi-san!

Link-san: i will have to reveal myself to the sith, but i will do it to protect Iria and Freya-san!

*link wears a duster and a mask by twirling around*

Link-san: I am kindly honorable Jedi-san!

Iria-san: Sugoi! Save us Link-san!

Ferno: What the hell are you talking about?

Link: Behold my saber, Villian-san! *reveals 12 inch p***s*

Iria and Freya-san: Ack! Link-san you are so Hent AI!  

[Darkened Angel]

DA: * puts her clothes on *
Freya: Oh please, I don't talk like some clueless blond teenage bimbo.
Ferno: Gentlemen... BEHOLD! My... " laser " cannon. * Dr. Evil gesture *
Link: I'll save you, Zel'Da! Anyone seen my mastersaber?
Angel: Screw it. * Force Implodes the universe * MUAHAHA!

* everything fades out *

HM: ... That was the weirdest memory wipe experience I ever had.
GL: Wow. That was stupid. I could've wrote a better script. ... Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a loser! crying

( elsewhere )

Freya: Like, totally give me a B U T T E R S C O T C H! What's that spell?
Angel: BUTTERSCOTCH!
Iria: BUTTERSCOTCH!
Aurora: BUTTERSCOTCH!
Link: BUTTSEX!
Girls: eek
Link: Er, I mean... Uh... OH MY GOD! SITH INVASION! * runs *

( take 2 )

Freya: Like, totally give me a B U * & ` @ P C O _ } H! What's that spell?
Angel: * system crashes due to coding error *
Iria: * system crashes due to coding error *
Aurora: * system crashes due to coding error *
Link: * system crashes due to coding error *
Freya: ...

( take 3 )

Freya: Like, totally give me a NEDM! * Doom music *
Angel: Oh crap. Plan B!
Link: It's just a jump to the left.
Girls: And then a step to the right!
Link: Put your hands on your hips.
Girls: And bring your knees in tight! Do the pelvic thrust, and then you go insa-a-a-a-ane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

( take 287... Wow, that actually worked. eek )

Freya: Like, totally give me a-

* the Heaven's Fury slowly rises behind the mountaintop *
The Scorpians: Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane!.

* everything fades out, and Windows chimes at it BSODs *

* the Mandalorian walks by, noticing R1 *

Mandalorian: Dammit, who uploaded a virus into the droid? No telling what kinda weird s**t that'll make it do.  

[Sol Walker]

((And now for something completely British.))
Han Solo: (With heavy English accent) I do like a bit of gorgonzola. What say you, lad?
Chewbacca sad Rolls his eyes and shakes his head. Reaches for a slice of cheese)
Han: Hey! Get off me cheese! GET OFF!  

[Missing00]

May the pants be with you.