You divorced the avi above! What happened?

[CnnmnSpider]

She never told me what she meant by "marshmallows," but somehow expected me to know!  

[Alice and the Pirates]

She just couldn't take hints.  

[CnnmnSpider]

She never said anything straightforward.  

[Silver Puppeteer]

she never understood anything that was subtle  

[CnnmnSpider]

She tried to hard to teach my subtlety... I never saw the point in it myself.  

[Silver Puppeteer]

we both had the same doll... it was to creepy for me  

[Ethozz]

Her doll was creeping me out  

[Silver Puppeteer]

everytime I tried to get near him he just opened that stupid umbrella again and poked me away with his g-blade  

[KaizokuCred]

She hugged that bunny more than me....  

[CnnmnSpider]

She was too touchy-feely.  

[CandySplurge]

She already had a boyfriend  

[CnnmnSpider]

She couldn't tell the difference between a boyfriend and a close friend. rolleyes  

[Silver Puppeteer]

close friend... she told me cousin...SHE'S A LAIR!!  

[CnnmnSpider]

She always thought I was lying. D:  

[Silver Puppeteer]

when she said she never lied I knew it was a lie so by default she was a LAIR!